when I say 'lawyer' I mean, of course, a solicitor - loads of people have prior contact with one for mundane reasons (house buying, divorce, etc.) and if not then he'd be assigned one automatically
if it was in this stadium:
Macari's shot off Greenhoff would have plopped tamely into the sand behind the goal
Sunderland would never have reached Rix's cross
Lorimer would of (sic) burst the Sunderland net.
Norman Whiteside would have stepped over the touchline.
Craig Johnston would have got a touch on Rush's shot.
Smith would have scored.