RafaShanks

I'd rather have Viduka.

Why can't Rick and Nido just use MSN messenger for negotiations? RedParry "£10m 4 Daniel. Not a penny more" MadNido "Don't mess wiv me. Do u know who I am?" RedParry "Right. I iz gonna send Pako round to bruck you up"

Isn't today supposed to be d-day with Daniel's agent meeting Sevilla chiefs today according to Patrick?

You sure? These Brazilians are usually overated some what.

Factual abuse? Is there a better kind?

And you really should show some intelligence and thinking about what you post. How the feck can you compare the Spuds financial situation to ours? Their new owners are feckin minted, hence the revolving door of players in and out in the past couple of season. Did they finish above us or win more trophies? Me thinks not. What the feck have the Magpies won or achieved with their tens of millions spent? They can't even make Europe FFS!!!

Oh dear.

It was until you revived it.

Bit OTT reaction don't you think? The purchase of Kuyt with Alves is hardly gonna kill us financially is it? *prepares for himself for abuse*

Is his release clause £3m?

I was fishing around on AS's site (hoping for some news, ahem) early this morning and it had today's date.

It's the way forward and would save on all this negotiation bullsh1t.

Anyone think Del Nido is checking this thread on a daily basis?

Anyone know if Sevilla have paraded their new right back* *Can't remember his feckin name

We need to send Pako for negotiations. 2 mins with him and Del Nido will feckin s*** himself.

To partner Viduka?

What a f***in fiasco!!!

1-0 Portugal FT. Absolutely gobsmacked by tonights events.

Van Bronckhorst off. Surprise, f***in surprise.

I reckon 8.

I didn't recall this ref booking the same player 3 times.

Not a good idea. It'll be abandoned.

Kuyt's price drops by £5m.

Yup. Looks that way. It'll be a good move for him ONLY if he gets regular footy though.

5 mins of this dross to go. Thank fook. Downing for Stevie. 1-0 FT. Another trully uninspiring performance that will strike fear into the rest of the teams.