2 options: 1) Eat loads, drink loads, Chelsea win, see the manc cry. 2) Eat loads, drink loads, Mancs win, drink and eat loads more, puke in the house, costs manc more money.
The match thread will reveal all.....should be interesting reading, in much the same way as match threads on non-liverpool sites in 2005 were interesting. I reckon it will hit around 25 pages (default length) in size....nobody will be watching though.