Logic

How's your UEFA cup campaign going? oh.... nevermind.....

5-1 Robert for them after 5 minutes. Fowler a hat trick. Alonso free kick. Reina from a goal kick. Worried? Not at all.

BBC mentioned something about every time we meet them in the knockout stages we go to the final. Lets all calm down and enjoy the game.

20 goal attempts vs. 3. We just have to start scoring from all these attempts.

FEKKING s*** REF!!!!! Robbie scored but was said to have been offside....

Riise on for Hyypia... Anyone know why?

Ah! Damn, I forgot it. Sorry. Did the memo say anything about what to say when Cisse tracks back?

At himself.

RIP YNWA

Probably didn't help his confidence when people started booing when Crouch went off........

Gerrard stays down after a last ditch tackle by Dunne. Getting treatment.

Crouch walks through the city defence but James saves.

Crouch with a shot that hits the crossbar.

Samaras gets through after a great pass and is one on one with Reina but fluffs it.

Barton sent off for a bad tackle on Hyypia Good play up the left wing almost ends with a goal as Crouch uhmm...... "backheels" it just by. (can't remember the term in English) What a fekking save from Reina. Saved a certain goal there.

Feck. YNWA Momo. Get well.

Possession in the Chelsea vs. Barca game: 38% vs. 62%. But Chelsea really like to play football and not just hoof it............

Thanks.

First game I miss since Fowler returned. So I advise you to put money on him scoring tonight. ps. anyone know of an online radio commentary that will work outside of the UK?

Matt Damon Steve Finnan

The problem is that Crouch is always a step behind his defender and is continually stuck on the wrong side of his defender. The other problem is that Morientes lacks all the necessary aggression to make any kind of impact in the league. IMO we should stick Fowler and Cisse up front and tell them that they will the the two front men until the end of the season. Give them the confidence strikers need and allow them to do what they do best. Which is to score goals. With Crouch and Moro upfront we aren't dangerous in attack. We lack all bite. Yesterday we controlled the game but there was no danger because of how inept our forwards is at scoring goals.

Evil but

Enski Boltinn 1...... oh wait....... that doesn't help you unless you are in Iceland.

Crespo is one of the best in the business today. I don't think I've ever seen anyone so good at beating the offside trap and his finishing is top class. I just hope he goes to a truly great team instead of staying where he's at right now.

Me.