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What’s better Victoria sponge or Coffee and Walnut cake?

Endo with a rusty ring!!!

Welcome to Liverpool let me introduce you to, Graeme Souness, Roy Evan’s, Gerard Houllier, Roy Hodgson, and Brendan Rodgers, oh and let’s not forget the new boy Arne Slot

The Colin O’Driscol model. How anybody can even be suggesting it after the Rodgers debacle is beyond me. It worked out last time as Klopp was available in the October. It’s more than that though, the relationship is broken. Earlier in the season there was always the reasonable position of Slot wasn’t a d****ead like Hodgson and Rodgers, he’s blown that argument out of true water recently as well. He’s got to go, he should already be gone.

Which summer? I’m getting ever more fearful well do a Rodgers with him and we’ll be stuck with Slot until October

He’d be a good fit for spurs have they considered Arne Slot?

Arne Slot: “It is maybe more fair to say that if ­Alex had been fit would we have spoken about this as well? Luis Díaz is another example of how this club is run. If this club gets for a 28-year-old an offer like that, then, because it is built on sustainability, it chooses to sell a player. We are an exception in the Premier League, especially at the top of the Premier League for that.”

Juergen Klopp who had won every trophy possible and been runner up in the league multiple times as well as runner up in 3 European finals, after rebuilding the whole team, and reinvigorating the fanbase. The Juergen Klopp? You comparing yourself to him? f*** off, f*** right off

He can f*** right off now the disrespectful little bell cheese

Mentioned this a few weeks ago, it originated from someone involved with the first team but not in coaching capacity. At the time person who told me was adamant it was true. Sounds more and more likely with these latest delusional utterances .

Completely inept coaching and conditioning

Same every game isn’t it? Got to be a tactical decision, they are being instructed to not run. It’s utter madness, we used to outrun everyone it was part of who we were. This insipid Guardiola light from 10 years ago stuff is utter s*** especially when we can’t even string 3 passes together.

He gets a replica he can use for anal probing hill billies or whatever it is aliens are into these days.

It’d be great if we won it and after the trophy presentation a UFO lands on the pitch and Slot boards it to go home to his home planet and is never seen again.

I think once Slot has gone there needs to be serious questions asked about him. Clearly not up to the job. Doing it at Bournemouth and being Mikey Edwards’ mate does not qualify you to run Liverpools football operations. I think he believes it and he’s bigging himself up. He clearly thinks he’s elevated us and we were s*** before he turned up. He’s also being critic the club, and showing a lot of disrespect to us (fans), the club, and his predecessor the way he’s carrying on. I don’t think they want to sack him as he’s the fire guard for the rest of the s*** that has gone on as well.

He’s either a. Completely delusional b. Talking himself up by making it sound like he won the league without any investment other than a player as bad as Chiesa, completely forgetting that team he inherited was challenging for the title the previous year and had qualified for the Champions League c. He’s lying to make himself look better d. He’s having a pop at the recruitment to abjugate his own responsibility e. The club was lying during that transfer window f. All of the above It needs sorting things are getting worse by the week

And Ian Doyle was trying to compare him to Bob Paisley yesterday. f*** off Ian you d****ead Arne Slot: “We have made a lot of steps forward mainly off the ball, mainly with players better able to play this schedule we are playing. So many times this season it is the same ones having to play but the biggest improvement I see is players are more ready for the combination of the Premier League and Champions League at the intensity we need.

Arne Slot: “We have had so many setbacks or hits. So many times we didn't get what we deserve but three days later they showed up again with a good performance that didn't lead to a win. There were only three halves were the other team were far better, Palace, City and Arsenal." What is he watching? Completely delusional

Better motivator of of men than Hannibal persuading a load of North Africans to cross the alps on the snow with a a load of elephants this one. One of the all time greats.

“They were better in the first half… don’t think they got many big chances from dominating. But we kept fighting, we tried to do things different. If we can add a little bit with the help of the fans we can force some mistakes and play some good football. And that’s what we did in the second half against a very strong city team.” We’re the champions who spent more than £400m in the summer playing against the worst Manchester City side in years and we’re hoping they make a mistake, you massive meff!!

“Fair to say it's the toughest season for me as a manager by a mile. Don't think I'd ever previously lost two games in a row. It's an exception for me and the players, they aren't used to losing and drawing so much. “This season has been more challenging for me. But I also look at how much improvement we are making. Main thing as manager is results, but next thing is seeing players can improve and I'm seeing that. “Our performances are much better now than at the start of the season where we started playing a double programme. Since we went into that we started to drop a lot of points.”