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We could ask Robbie to piggyback on Crouch. Who'd notice? It's perfect. Crouch gets more meat and gallops about the pitch, and Robbie'd finish.

Is that our halftime tea lady?

Juve fella: Hello is this Steven Gerrard? SG: Yes, who's this like? STEVEN GERRARD SAYS YES TO JUVENTUS

He's not that good anyway.

They were practising it in training the other day.

G Oggles broke the Gypsy curse

Ditto. Wish I had us a clip of that move.

We sticking to the F-L-U-I-D formation Elisha?

Pleasantly surprised to hear Roque more than holding his own against the likes of much more experienced Premiership midfielders, he looked rather slight from what I've seen.

This is Rodman.

Gerrard is Non League when it comes to hairstyles. Of the contemporary kind mind

First season wonder. Pfft

But I thought he's just on loan there from us...

Probably even more annoyed so by the shaggy haired Macca beside him.

Well in Daggy la.

We have a phone?

Mine's still bigger than all of theirs.

Watched the match and I thought the dodgy pass aside, he put in a good number of blocks and interceptions by reading the play rather than having to make a recovery run or tackle to accomplish them. I'm sure he has decent pace on him but have yet to see it really tested but I reckon his approach would be on relying on his positioning to minimize the chances of that instance happening. On the other hand, his hair was all over the place.

Thank f*** it's not Rochemback. Our first Brazilian ever?

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wow a whole lot of fishing and nothing else here

Maybe he just really really really wants a sofa.

Sure feels like half a century of waiting.

And we're Spanish