Stanley Leisure

Sack Parents! Think its a case of - you can say what you like in front of someone else's kids but if i hear so much as a blinking flip near mine, down with the hamper and time to lecture. My dad took me to games (not liverpool - he hates footy - Widnes RL games) and just said you shouldn't repeat that if i overheard a naughty - that all stopped when i was about ten because he knew full well i was taking great delight in using them at school. Its preposterous to think you can tell the people around you to moderate their language - i heard plenty as a nipper and i'm a f*cking well rounded individual.

Have you ever been to a football match?

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We do - main sponsor too. Saints have it on their shorts i think.

Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.... Chelsea - feck!

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Its not a bad one but you'd think his years of calamitous injuries would put any potential sale in jeopardy, poor lad.

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I got it jack.

You're wrong Scot - he's an ugly c*nt.

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Can anyone hear that? Its the sound of Ratters and Dean Ashton sitting in a tree etc...

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Letter from the FA to Gallas too - gesticulating at the Fulham fans. Can't wait to see Maureen's comments now.