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That's exactly the team I was going to suggest. It looks balanced though so there's no chance it will happen.

Is the game on any of the satellite channels tonight?

At least Mascherano is back in training, that's some good news at least.

-------------Itandje------------- Arbeloa---Carra---Hobbs--Insua --------Lucas-----momo---------- ---Babel-----Kewell-----Leto---- -------------Crouch-------------

I hope Mascherano is fit for Saturday or I don't fancy our chances. I'd go with the same formation but with Babel and Benayoun playing off Crouch. Macherano, Gerrard and Lucas or Momo. Riise benched with Arbeloa recalled. Bad news on Torres, Adductor muscles are a bad one to do because they affect the other muscles around your groin and even your back and that's from personal experience. I did mine a few years ago and haven't been able to stay fit since for more than a couple of weeks.

Kuyt is in stinking form at the moment but I feel a bit sorry for Voronin. He's looked a decent partner for Torres on the rare occasions they've played together.

........ regardless of your opinion on either player I can't for the life of me see how the two of them can function in the same team whatever the formation. Am I the only one? I'd have played one or both of Babel/Benayoun yesterday in the wide positions.

I reckon Torres and Babel could be a s*** hot partnership, wouldn't fancy being a centre half against those two. We still need a left winger.

Couldn't agree more, I don't think he's a winger - not in a 4-4-2 anyway. 4-3-3 maybe.

Carragher and Gerrard were at the club before Houllier arrived FFS. As was Michael Owen. Any Manager would have loved to have had the players Houllier had at his disposal when he arrived. You've named two of Houlliers signings there, well done. Why don't you throw in the resounding success story's of Dudek, Cisse, Baros and Smicer as well while you're at it? And you say I'm talking b******s..........

It is a good point, if Evans was backed the way Houllier was who knows what would have happened. I think too much was made of the discipline thing, it was an excuse nothing more. I've got nothing against Houllier, he was a good manager just not a great one but the club is suffering from his legacy. He spent far far too much money on poor players. It annoys me to think the board allowed Houllier to squander so much money when they wouldn't let Evans sign proven quality players. Benitez came to a club in a worse state than Houllier did put it that way. Let's not forget either that 4th or even 3rd place didn't used to be enough to get you into the Champions League.

"Remind yourself of where we were before Houllier came long." 3rd in the league and playing attractive football? Not giving Evans any money to spend? Blocking moves for Thuram and Jaap Stam? Skimping on contracts for star players?

I reckon Kuyt made Voronin look bad last night to be fair, there was a couple of occasions when Voronin had the ball around the edge of their box and was waiting for Kuyt to make the run in behind and it never happened. Kuyt is in awful form at the moment and I think it could finish him if Rafa keeps insisting on playing him, if he starts on Sunday some questions need to be asked. Crouch must have been shagging Montse.

The Peoples Club Billy 'Liar' Kenwright David 'Gargoyle Head' Moyes Joe Royal - the fat pear headed t*** Duncan Ferguson <insert name of latest Woodison protege> future England captain Tim Cahill We're all scousers who live within a three mile radius of County Road (apart from the Welsh and the Wools amongst us that is) You didn't deserve it We outplayed you s*** stinking ground made of wood Murderers We'd have won the European Cup if it wasnt for you Andy Gray Gary Stevens breaking Beglins leg Their fans are absolute c*nts when you don't know them Rafa Beneathus Joe Parkinson Barry Horne The Dogs of War Howard Kendall Colin Harvey Walter Smith Derek Mountfield the Caterpillar Lipped c*** Danny Cadamarteri Pat Van Den Hauwe School of Science Every single song they sing has a reference to LFC We've got the best <insert insignificant matchday merchandise here i.e. Pies, Programmes> Wanting to Groundshare Franny Weasel Face Jeffers Michael Ball - remember his face when McAllisters free kick went in haha And that Chimp Faced c***sucker Peter Reid John Bailey The Banks of the Royal Blue mersey Paul Bracewell Ian Snodin (good choice la') Ken Mcnaught Alan Biley Derek Ferguson Joe Royle Graham Sharp Inchy Heath kevin sheedy. Stuart Barlow, the toblerone footed t***. Die die nicky nicky, die Gary F*cking Lineker Tony B*stard Cottee? "who had a heart attack? hou houllier?" Alan Stubbs Tony Hibbert David Unsworth Phil Neville (2) Andy 'Diving b*****d' Johnson The Tallest/Steepest/Whateverest Stand in the Country (made of wood) Wayne 'Potato Head' Rooney - he's that good you know f***ing Z Cars Mick Lyons Norman Whiteside (apart from a late FA Cup winning goal)

The Peoples Club Billy 'Liar' Kenwright David 'Gargoyle Head' Moyes Joe Royal - the fat pear headed t*** Duncan Ferguson <insert name of latest Woodison protege> future England captain Tim Cahill We're all scousers who live within a three mile radius of County Road (apart from the Welsh and the Wools amongst us that is) You didn't deserve it We outplayed you s*** stinking ground made of wood Murderers We'd have won the European Cup if it wasnt for you Andy Gray Gary Stevens breaking Beglins leg Their fans are absolute c*nts when you don't know them Rafa Beneathus Joe Parkinson Barry Horne The Dogs of War Howard Kendall Colin Harvey Walter Smith Derek Mountfield the Caterpillar Lipped c*** Danny Cadamarteri Pat Van Den Hauwe School of Science Every single song they sing has a reference to LFC We've got the best <insert insignificant matchday merchandise here i.e. Pies, Programmes> Wanting to Groundshare Franny Weasel Face Jeffers Michael Ball - remember his face when McAllisters free kick went in haha And that Chimp Faced c***sucker Peter Reid John Bailey The Banks of the Royal Blue mersey Paul Bracewell Ian Snodin (good choice la') Ken Mcnaught Alan Biley Derek Ferguson Joe Royle Graham Sharp Inchy Heath kevin sheedy. Stuart Barlow, the toblerone footed t***. Die die nicky nicky, die Gary F*cking Lineker Tony B*stard Cottee? "who had a heart attack? hou houllier?" Alan Stubbs Tony Hibbert David Unsworth Phil Neville (2) Andy 'Diving b*****d' Johnson The Tallest/Steepest/Whateverest Stand in the Country (made of wood) Wayne 'Potato Head' Rooney - he's that good you know f***ing Z Cars

How could I forget? The Peoples Club Billy 'Liar' Kenwright David 'Gargoyle Head' Moyes Joe Royal - the fat pear headed t*** Duncan Ferguson <insert name of latest Woodison protege> future England captain Tim Cahill We're all scousers who live within a three mile radius of County Road (apart from the Welsh and the Wools amongst us that is) You didn't deserve it We outplayed you s*** stinking ground made of wood Murderers We'd have won the European Cup if it wasnt for you Andy Gray Gary Stevens breaking Beglins leg Their fans are absolute c*nts when you don't know them Rafa Beneathus Joe Parkinson Barry Horne The Dogs of War Howard Kendall Colin Harvey Walter Smith Derek Mountfield the Caterpillar Lipped c*** Danny Cadamarteri Pat Van Den Hauwe School of Science Every single song they sing has a reference to LFC We've got the best <insert insignificant matchday merchandise here i.e. Pies, Programmes> Wanting to Groundshare Franny Weasel Face Jeffers Michael Ball - remember his face when McAllisters free kick went in haha And that Chimp Faced c***sucker Peter Reid John Bailey The Banks of the Royal Blue mersey Paul Bracewell Ian Snodin (good choice la') Ken Mcnaught Alan Biley Derek Ferguson Joe Royle Graham Sharp Inchy Heath kevin sheedy. Stuart Barlow, the toblerone footed t***. Die die nicky nicky, die Gary F*cking Lineker Tony B*stard Cottee? "who had a heart attack? hou houllier?" Alan Stubbs Tony Hibbert David Unsworth Phil Neville (2) Andy 'Diving b*****d' Johnson The Tallest/Steepest/Whateverest Stand in the Country (made of wood)

3-5-2? Can't find any rumblings about Agger being fit unfortunately.

As it stands: The Peoples Club Billy 'Liar' Kenwright David 'Gargoyle Head' Moyes Joe Royal - the fat pear headed t*** Duncan Ferguson <insert name of latest Woodison protege> future England captain Tim Cahill We're all scousers who live within a three mile radius of County Road (apart from the Welsh and the Wools amongst us that is) You didn't deserve it We outplayed you s*** stinking ground made of wood Murderers We'd have won the European Cup if it wasnt for you Andy Gray Gary Stevens breaking Beglins leg Their fans are absolute c*nts when you don't know them Rafa Beneathus Joe Parkinson Barry Horne The Dogs of War Howard Kendall Colin Harvey Walter Smith Derek Mountfield the Caterpillar Lipped c*** Danny Cadamarteri Pat Van Den Hauwe School of Science Every single song they sing has a reference to LFC We've got the best <insert insignificant matchday merchandise here i.e. Pies, Programmes> Wanting to Groundshare Franny Weasel Face Jeffers Michael Ball - remember his face when McAllisters free kick went in haha And that Chimp Faced c***sucker Peter Reid John Bailey The Banks of the Royal Blue mersey Paul Bracewell Ian Snodin (good choice la') Ken Mcnaught Alan Biley Derek Ferguson Joe Royle Graham Sharp Inchy Heath kevin sheedy. Stuart Barlow, the toblerone footed t***. Die die nicky nicky, die Gary F*cking Lineker Tony B*stard Cottee? "who had a heart attack? hou houllier?" Alan Stubbs Tony Hibbert David Unsworth Phil Neville (2) Andy 'Diving b*****d' Johnson

Dont get side tracked by the friends and family who are blues nonsense it's about the club as a whole, I know pleanty of Mancs who are decent enough people but as a collective with their club thrown in they are c***s to a man and Everton are no different. That f***ing Peoples Club Banner makes me want to take a Bulldozer to that s***hole every single time I see it.

There's no denying theyre both horrible clubs but I hate Everton more and I think that's only right and proper, maybe it's a local thing but it's always always been Everton for me.

As it stands: The Peoples Club Billy 'Liar' Kenwright David 'Gargoyle Head' Moyes Joe Royal - the fat pear headed t*** Duncan Ferguson <insert name of latest Woodison protege> future England captain Tim Cahill We're all scousers who live within a three mile radius of County Road (apart from the Welsh and the Wools amongst us that is) You didn't deserve it We outplayed you s*** stinking ground made of wood Murderers We'd have won the European Cup if it wasnt for you Andy Gray Gary Stevens breaking Beglins leg Their fans are absolute c*nts when you don't know them Rafa Beneathus Joe Parkinson Barry Horne The Dogs of War Howard Kendall Colin Harvey Walter Smith Derek Mountfield the Caterpillar Lipped c*** Danny Cadamarteri Pat Van Den Hauwe School of Science Every single song they sing has a reference to LFC We've got the best <insert insignificant matchday merchandise here i.e. Pies, Programmes> Wanting to Groundshare Franny Weasel Face Jeffers Michael Ball - remember his face when McAllisters free kick went in haha And that Chimp Faced c***sucker Peter Reid John Bailey The Banks of the Royal Blue mersey Paul Bracewell Ian Snodin (good choice la') Ken Mcnaught Alan Biley Derek Ferguson Joe Royle Graham Sharp Inchy Heath kevin sheedy. Stuart Barlow, the toblerone footed t***. Die die nicky nicky, die Gary F*cking Lineker Tony B*stard Cottee? "who had a heart attack? hou houllier?" Sorry but Everton win hands down, that list is irrefutable.

OMFG - Bracewell, I'm about to break out in Hives.

Don't mention it, up to now it stands at: The Peoples Club Billy 'Liar' Kenwright David 'Gargoyle Head' Moyes Joe Royal - the fat pear headed t*** Duncan Ferguson <insert name of latest Woodison protege> future England captain Tim Cahill We're all scousers who live within a three mile radius of County Road (apart from the Welsh and the Wools amongst us that is) You didn't deserve it We outplayed you s*** stinking ground made of wood Murderers We'd have won the European Cup if it wasnt for you Andy Gray Gary Stevens breaking Beglins leg Their fans are absolute c*nts when you don't know them Rafa Beneathus Joe Parkinson Barry Horne The Dogs of War Howard Kendall Colin Harvey Walter Smith Derek Mountfield the Caterpillar Lipped c*** Danny Cadamarteri Pat Van Den Hauwe School of Science Every single song they sing has a reference to LFC We've got the best <insert insignificant matchday merchandise here i.e. Pies, Programmes> Wanting to Groundshare Franny Weasel Face Jeffers Michael Ball - remember his face when McAllisters free kick went in haha And that Chimp Faced c***sucker Peter Reid

You must have missed my original post, The Pigeon Shagging c*** got a mention in that one.

And that Chimp Faced c***sucker Peter Reid I really f***ing hate Everton