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He's disappeared now it seems 12.35pm Arsenal fears for Campbell Team-mate Pires says Arsenal squad are behind troubled defender Staff and agencies Friday February 3, 2006 Arsenal are increasingly concerned about Sol Campbell's state of mind. He has not been seen since leaving Highbury halfway through Arsenal's 3-2 defeat by West Ham and the club do not know where he is or when they will see him again, according to a report in today's Evening Standard. The report says Campbell did not turn up at a club function involving Tony Blair and Franz Beckenbauer last night and has not been in touch with anyone at the club. Campbell was at fault for West Ham's first two goals and told club physio Gary Lewin at half-time that he "could not go on". He left the ground amid rumours that he planned to quit football for good.

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About as much chance as England recalling Sheringham

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Me. Where's this pub then?

Speaking of Norwich, on the night Delia did her drunken "Let's be 'aving you" nonsense, Man City came out with: "You've been told off by your Mum" to the old Bread of Heaven tune.

Terry, Ferdinand and Carra are certainties. There'll either be one or two more, depending on number of full backs and central midfielders taken. Could see him possibly gambling on 3 specialist full backs with Carra as LB cover, which would free up more midfield options. Depends on whether he sees King as a serious option for the holding role. I see G Neville, Young, A Cole, Carra, Terry, Ferdinand, King plus one of Woodgate/Campbell/Bridge. Campbell's probably last in line of those three as it stands.

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There's only two Andy Gorams

They were both sponsors names for the Full Members Cup, which was there to make up for the lack of European football. Open to the top two divisions but not taken remotely sertiously by anyone, except Everton. Oh and Reading, whose biggest achievement (for the time being at least) was beating Luton in the final in 1988. One of the blocks of executive appartments/starter homes on the site of the old Elm Park is called Simod House. Just accross the road from The Spread Eagle, where Robin Friday used to enjoy his several pre match pints with the home supporters.

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Cacofonix always refused to take any potion as it might damage his voice. KYAS Unhygienix and Fulliautomatix

Getafix is ahowing his age now and Cacofonix is far too lightweight to cover for him. Savage should have an easy game.

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They should offer the job to Steve Bruce. He's a local lad and has the seemingly vital experience of spensing millions to sit in mid table going nowhere fast.