Guy_Incognito

It's amazing that the PMT has taken this long to properly kick in. But, here it is. Like an old friend.

Long time Guy_Incognito fans will remember that I'm supposed to be flying back from holiday for the game. Well it's been agreed to extend the holiday so I'll be spending tomorrow driving from Paphos to Ayia Napa then finding a sports bar. Met a lot of reds this week who are in my original fateful flight. Anyway, a week in too hot weather has distracted me enough until today

Points deduction surely. If that means Everton also get caught in the crossfire and get a deduction for their invasion then so be it.

I don't know what to think. It's what I expected, but not in the manner I expected. The feeling I had at 2-0 Villa was something else

We've 90 minutes to sort it, and we usually do

If it was against us, the villa reserve keeper would have the game of his life. Come on, God, let's see what you've got

No Martinez for villa. No walker or Dias for City

Nope, just an inkling of hope. At the same time City must be s***ting it as they've it all to lose. Just going to enjoy the day and think about what might be until it can't be any more

Morning, reds. Shall we win a league today?

f***ing right

It's incredible how he just always says the right thing. Unnerving, almost

Doesn't matter unless we plan on drawing a game (and city do too) I suppose I should be pleased that we don't have to go chasing goals

A draw really would be the worst result for my sanity

Cor blimey

Can't believe we've boxed off religion as well. Quintuple on the cards

Absolutely love this

I'm taking this worse than I thought I would. Absolute f***ing c****

Especially when "with hope in your heart" still works, and is more poetic

Need another here!

How many ironic cheers when you get a free kick do you think football fans can do before they realise they sound like t***

I was thinking the same, though tbf Milner went down after heading the ball the other day

Sorry they'd be level on games. The point stands

Arsenal win and they're 1 point off Chelsea with a game in hand. Be lovely (if unlikely) to see Chelsea drop out of the top 4

I had sourced a flight coming back on the morning on my own, but the wife insists on extending the holiday and points out that whenever I've watched a European Final in the UK we've lost, when I've been abroad we've won (if you include being in Istanbul) Deffo. Trying to avoid the score after landing, reading into any little reaction from people looking at their phones etc. I just wouldn't do it

I think he'll be really good for whoever he goes to next. He's looked good for France in tournaments whilst he's been at Man U