Greenoak

This will have my swear jar overflowing by game end. I hate Arsenal.. Not only will they out run and press us constantly, then will constantly push pull dive and fall over, getting loads of soft free kicks. We will take 30 passes to get to the half way line, get near their penalty box and give the ball away . Repeat for 100 minutes. Avoid the left and right sides of the Arsenal box. Avoid moving more than 2 yards. We will have 75 % possession.. 1 shot on target all game... 7 corners, all of which Arsenal players clear easily. Plus a very soft penalty from a Saka dive. 2 Arsenal faked head injuries and 4 yellow cards for us. Really not sure I should watch it..

Walking football and statues all over again...

corner 110. 1 goal

f***ing hell.. White flags flying high

All they need is bodies in front of our players.. we will just pass it sideways and backwards and they can shuffle about a bit.. Easiest game of the year coming up for Fulham

Not sure why, his players will be on for the easiest win possible, without really trying that hard.. A couple of quick counter attacks is that is required.. Then let us have 90% possession as we don't have a clue what to do with it...Farke said so yesterday

I'm not even sure about that.. it's all about when to put the for sale sign up. Taking their $5 billion with them. The only buyers will be an oil state or worse still some poxy hedge fund.. I fear that situation is not that far away.. They've milked as collateral for their other ventures.. They really don't care that much..

Were stuck with him, till seasons end at least. More walking football, more statues in midfield.. more full backs banned from getting within 20 yards of penalty area. More of Dom at right back.. More dreadful misery and zero optimism .

Another 5 months of this utter s*** and slots clueless management. Players are just confused.. Nothing makes sense.. Will be a f***ing miracle if we get CL football next year.

loose the final 3 words

Yet again we get up to 18 line and there's no movement so pass it back back to halfway line.. So frustrating again...

Assume it's a sacking for Matesca..? Contract till 2029, with optional extra year. Whatever his salary. £5m plus, that's another big payoff, on top of his inward transfer fee from Leicester of £10m. This will hurt their financial fair play calculations. Good. f*** um

Relived to see Gakpo stays on the bench. I like this line up..

I like Frim leaving MacA on the bench.. Gives Leeds a bit more to cover, and you never know it might be quicker in build-up

Konata pricing himself out of a move to Madrid. This has got an Italian ending written all over it.. They love free transfers, then sell 6 / 12 months later back to premiership.

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Correct. I want him to be sacked weeks ago and have not changed my mind. The terrible results will reappear and scraping wins will also happen. But the sacking won't happen till seasons end, not before..

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Slot will be delighted with our control.. Everyone else sees it as dog s***

Mama not Ali?

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I'm happy to stick a £5 on Wolves.. We win great.. Wolves win, £50 will ease the rage and pain...Draw becomes the worst outcome

Good another game for Artetas c****

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I won't be surprised if he picks Gakpoo.. Certainly more chance than picking Fed.. Should be the easiest game of the year.. It won't be.. Slot is already bigging up Wolves, so expect another walking football masterclass, allowing all 11 Wolves players to camp behind the ball..