smithdown

This content is not viewable to guests.

This must be one pi**poor list to get him into the top 100. I'd have Frank McGarvey ahead of that waster

That must be all the European money they made. On one player? Doesn't seem to add up does it?

This content is not viewable to guests.

Watching it for the first time. One of the many moments of perfection, apart from things like Jerzy saying "Keep your head up? Its f**kin...sorry, I mean we are three nil down. Keep your head up?", is the intro to The People on the Telly, by Real People, as Vlad scores. "The sun shines out of the rain!" Oh fu**in yes, Vladi lad.

At this late stage he is probably the only english player left who isnt plastered in a bar right now

Could you imagine Scolari giving him his 53rd? This is all a wind up though right? He's not really in with a chance of playing in the WC is he? Come on, stop messin

What's neville's experience? Giving away late penno's for ingerlund and standing round this season in bucharest watching the goals fly in. Brilliant stuff by Sven. Go on, pick Big Sam as team psychologist for the WC, I dares ya!

LOL! Have to hand it to Sven he must be having a right laugh.

"3) Ever watch the movie GOAL? You could be a local hero." We got no chance

Suddenly, out of the blue, football has become a corporate business they will not have anything to do with. Football is ruined and they don't feel they 'own' the club anymore. They have always felt like this, they say, even when it was owned by the edwards family. That they never said or did anything until: a) arsenal went unbeaten for a season b) chelsea became the richest club in the world and lets not forget c) Liverpool became European Champions again is all merely coincidence. Football is now a BAD thing. And everyone is doomed to hell. I read a mate's copy of red issue and there was a full page article by one fella who compares his fortnightly trips to OT as akin to "sucking satan's c*ck". Imagine writing something like that about your feelings on going to the match? And we're the self-pity city? Laughed meself stupid over that I did. (Fact is, the lads I know also have their OT season tickets and keep going to see both teams. I'm guessing a large proportion of fcum fans do the same but don't admit it to each other.) It looks to me like they are being had over by some smartar*se marketing types who saw a gap in the market for whingeing mancs who wanted to see a team in their kit beating alehouse teams 10-0 Called FCIT

This content is not viewable to guests.

How could he struggle to control it and hoof it into the stands? This is a "f.o.o.t.b.a.l.l.e.r.", not an oap with a blindfold on you're on about isn't it? Know nothing mancs...always finding something else to be jealous about.

This content is not viewable to guests.

The ball was bouncing a bit? You make it sound like it was given back to him with big turd-covered nails sticking out of it or something. He's a professional footballer and you are saying the ball was too bouncy for him? He put it out. It was given back to him. He sliced his clearance. We went on to score. What's the problem?

This content is not viewable to guests.

They are charging 7 notes to watch a team at the bottom of the ladder, well in excess of anyone else around them. The players don't get paid half a grand a week, they have little or no overheads - so where is the abnormal profit going? Nobody seems to know... All this grassroots stuff on their part is a joke. I know lads who travel past dozens of nonleague sides to go to watch fcum play and pay over the odds, just cos they wear a fake mufc kit. They are like a netto version of the mancs. If glazer had thought this idea up, they would be going bezerk and boycotting that as well. 14k a week (as a minimum) isnt exactly bad business now is it? If I set up a fake Liverpool team with my mates and could rake in that kind of cash I'd be doing quite well for myself. To abandon mufc cos of profiteering and then jogging in and paying out to this lot makes me laugh.

Thursday and Friday are my weekend and what a feckin weekend it will be. First viewing of One Night in May as well if this torrenting thing gets a bleedin move on.

This content is not viewable to guests.

Ingerlund fans will be doing it next. Oh. F*ck.

Its like the Spanish Inquisition

This content is not viewable to guests.

This content is not viewable to guests.

This content is not viewable to guests.

This content is not viewable to guests.