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What is it he is missing now? Presumably someone to pass to on the right (although Gakpo is doing a job), someone to pass the ball to him and someone to win the ball for him? Is that what we need to switch him on or are there other things as well?

I like Munoz. He’s already done more than I was expecting

He’s played at Aquilani levels. It’s some of the same weird politics forming around him too. He’s somehow some symbol to defend because Slot shouldn’t have got so much stick or something.

Where have you been? Have you been cheating on us with your family?

I always said there was a >10% chance charlie clown would destroy the forum.

When we were also awesome.

It started from really early on. People just saying they were seeing amazing things that he was doing that just weren’t happening. I remember thinking “I really want him to do well and will say he has done something when he has done something but he isn’t doing anything”. He more than even Isak was the one who was meant to take us to the next level so I guess that is why we are so desperate for there to be a thing there. Agree on all that, even down to him looking like a footballer v Newcastle. That Ipswich performance broke me. He was just doing shocking things for no reason. Occasionally things happen and you discover what a word truly means, infuriating was mine that night.

Every game might be the game. I’m not ripping anyone else, I’m saying how I feel.

We have to be able to get 14 points from that set.

Unless they are crazy good or unbelievably bad, I never have a handle on how any opposition player has played against. I just can’t watch two sets of players properly

It was very Premier League centric. I think it peaked when Newcastle went to OT and won 2-0. I’m sure there were fans saying we had signed the best striker in the league

Back in the day when there was actually some debate about who was better, the Isak heads voted his overall contribution as being superior

Still matching the points totals from our last winning title season bar the improvement v Forest. These are the stats that Big Slot don’t want you to know.

I’ll give him time. I am desperate for him to do something but he doesn’t do anything and is really annoying to watch. Of alllllllllllllll our players he is the one I most want to start hitting form. He’s been really rubbish though since he arrived here bar about 5 weeks. What else are we meant to do? I mean c’mon, what was that today. How come Cherki can rock up and not look like he has to learn this new and complex thing that is football in this country. He just does his dribbling and passing and shooting. Wirtz does f*** all.

I don’t know enough about football to work out why we haven’t. there was once where he god the ball in the second half (not the one where he plucked it from the air) and then he passed it back and I thought he should just have tried to run his man. I don’t think Munoz is better than him but he has tried to do his man more in a similar period of time

He upgraded from awful to anonymous

Innit! So f***ing blatant.

How do we get him going?

Soooo good on the ball and seems to enjoy defending. Maybe a slight lack of pace but everything else has been tops.

Semenyo’s finishing today… Booyakasha!!! I’ll w*** myself silly if Man Utd lose today.

I thought it was pretty bloodless if I am honest. Especially after the goal. Nothing happened. That’s progress.

Really? I thought he did well and had lovely touches outside of the assist and as you said the assist was lovely. Maybe I am overweighting what he did you know what f*** this. What the f*** is this WARGAME!!!!!!! advert that I am watching on SKY? Have people gone f***ing mental. Load of nomark politicians w***ing over us being attacked by Russia and what we should do. f*** me!

Ali, Jacquet and Gakpo delivered the goods today.

Didn’t look like conceeding bar that Ali wondersave in the first half. Good building block especially given the #9 scored.

Lovely goal and great from Gakpo. Isak ran straight to the crowd to celebrate with Koumas. #Team