Ombudsam

Sunderland, Brum and Cardiff are the last lower league teams I can remember playing in finals* apart from Sunderland the other two almost went horribly. Can’t we just f***ing play Porto. At theirs preferably. *That feels like quite a few but maybe we just get to loads of finals so it’s statistically balanced. I dunno.

When it’s a final, the team that is better as in higher in the table, normally wins it right? I’m talking specifically about us v them.

Let’s beat Fulham first.

He hasn’t got the natural charisma of a Ten Hag but he’s better than average yeah

Location NYC eh…

Wow! I’m wrong lots. He is good on take and does loads of adverts

Aye. My kids have learned loads of Anglo-Saxon as a result of my reaction to refs this season.

I reckon Klopp would genuinely just walk out of each scene they tried to film and would be unbearable to the entire media for ages.

Is that you surmising or is that a thing you heard?

That’s a really good point. I hadn’t thought of it like that. Gomez has been brilliant in this role and not just versus what we expected. I know it’s daft but I wonder what would have happened if he hadn’t got injured I think when Rodgers put him there at 17. He was doing really well then as well. Robbo did get that goal v Wolves though and I can’t forget how I felt when that went in.

I don’t see it like that. I think you’re jumping on a perception. Someone said we always have it hard and I’m like “nah, have you seen us. We’re ace and centre not trying”. I don’t think my bit is the sanction worthy piece. @YugoB stop getting me in trouble or I’ll look at your profile and discover your fatal weakness See this happens. Now what I said gets changed in order to actually have something to disagree with.

the statement was “as always things don't go easy for us.” Loads goes easy for us.

Why? the statement was “as always things don't go easy for us.” Loads goes easy for us.

Loads and loads and loads goes easy for Liverpool FC. We’re one of the biggest clubs in the world. The number of things which go for us for you to be at this stage and think that things don’t go for us are legion.

These people are weird. For the record Arsenal’s record for the first half of last season was absolutely outstanding. They can have that and enjoy that. What the f*** that has to do with Liverpool FC and the rest of the 19 teams this season, God knows. @Evertontwitter. Yeah you’re right. Soz you guys are much smaller than us and can’t bene all the rules like we can

What have we done to Arsenal Twitter?

Not as good as when Antonee Robinson is lining up against Salah at kick off and thinking “hang on”

Absolutely! Please don’t take my credit card as a sanction Mrs Cantrell

They seemed happy about it. Did Blu. Cantrell ever do more than Breathe

Boom! At some point it probably won’t be this good so might as well enjoy it now. We’re flying and making our haterz miserable

Aye but can’t do much more than say sorry and walk it back which he’s done. Plus there’s the carelessness that we have when we talk about people we don’t like. Look at some of the stuff that is said about Hodgson without comment because he was not very good at being a football manager and was grumpy. How’s someone meant to grasp that Sven Goran Eriksson is the magic line where we step out of s***posting and become human. Then there’s the neurodivergence.

Loads goes easy for us. Mo never gets injured. Wonder if this is the start of something that they’ll be assessing before the summer. Anyway, I think the squad can absorb it. It would be good to have him back fit and flying for City. I feel bad for wanting them out now. Imagine the converse of those scenes. He’d be on the floor.

The term Afro-Caribbean used to annoy me growing up. There was so much wrong with it.

Deffo but imagine the opposition watching us this season. They did until they didn’t

Always