Ombudsam

said a handsome young man way back in the way back

I’m 44.

honourablegeorge and Swipe are the funniest two so they should do all the jokes. It’s inefficient if anybody else joins in. Everyone else is allowed two other areas once their paperwork is complete. Gethin does spreadsheets and holding the perpetrators of Pearl Harbour to account. KAMF does ancient communication restoration and starting fights. Pip does climate and Karius had concussion so you can’t have those cos they are the ones everyone always applies for.

I don’t want to be owned by f***ing Jeff Bezos. He’s a c***

@Gethin

You never ever give the first number when negotiating. There are lads who have fulfilled their contracts and extensions with us and Edwards still hasn’t given a number to the club we bought them from #Tedxtalks

Cool.

Ged used to used to say that footballers shouldn’t go clubbing and could buy the club when they retired. I was the same age as the lads he was warning and it made me way more sympathetic to them being smashed in their careers. It was such a silly dad thought from Ged.

Ha! The two clubs haven’t dealt with each other before have they.

You don’t have to do this anymore.

I think if you are European Champions and then win 27 of your first 28, drawing the other then it’s hard to make a case against you

Innit! I have no idea who this lad is but immediately strikes me as what we should do. Just get some fast lads in and Iraola can tell ‘em to run and then put on the other fast lads we have in case that particular fast lad is playing s***.

Dare to dream

I’m 2 for 3.

We need to keep Gakpo as he is the only person who is even approaching decent cover for Isak

It’s cos he used all of it on his teeth

If he’s gonna leave, this is just a symptom. If he’s gonna stay this is a non issue. It has no force in itself to sway an outcome. We shouldn’t be selling a really good midfielder that contributes to our team and is a local lad that came through the adcademy and is coming into his prime. Who is even the last midfielder we produced? [/PaulMcC186]Trent was a midfielder when he was in the academy it was only Klopp that changed him[\PaulMcC186] Not the point Paul. Not the point.

I’d it were up to me, our spending would be capped at £440,000.

Oh but when we took months getting Nunez onside, that was bad. #doublestandards #callitout

It’s all very well and good saying that there is no plan and the club is rudderless and the people in charge were charlatans.

Looks like we’re signing Riquelme when the world has decided Riquelmes are no use.

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He could play that Beckham role in the same way he could play the Gerrard

Booooooo!

Ha! Anyone else surprisingly gutted at this news as they had subconsciously lined up Dom as a hate figure in their mind?