Cacofonix the Bard

Appears that way. Even Alisson wouldn't have got to that. Or maybe he would have.

Nah, I left the g off so no one can tell.

He's proper made you look like a c***. It was so calculated as well. You can tell.

https://www.theguardian.com/football/2020/aug/28/jurgen-klopp-liverpool-new-signings-community-shield-no-chance-lionel-messi Phew! Dodged a bullet there. Now we can focus all our resources on not signing anyone else.

Yeah I wasn't serious tbf

Must have been Gladbach. Blergh, I've got three things wrong on here today.

We've produced two proper first team players since Steven Gerrard made his debut in 1998. And one of them was already a first team player at QPR when we bought him. Our record is f***ing terrible. And you're right, if we had any sort of conscience we should probably tell any young player to avoid us like the plague but seeing as these poor, naive mugs have signed for us I, like you, hope that they turn out to be good Oh goodie!

Oh good. That's reassuring. I still have bad memories from the time Rafa admitted he was terrified of the opposition and then concluded the presser in the foetal position.

The best outcome would be if City sign Messi, Barca sign Sadio, United sign Sancho, like f***ing mugs, and we practice financial prudence, cos we're dead sensible.

If you have any role at all vis a vis Brewster, let's make it not maiming him like the other lad we sent on loan.

Yes well to be fair, I will have to admit I can't say authoritatively as my exposure to him is a few hours of Swansea matches in which he barely got a kick, because Swansea are s*** and struggle to get the ball much beyond halfway, and loads of short clips of him banging in goals. Which leads me to believe he can do what Origi can do, but better than Origi's most recent fat arsed incarnation. But maybe he can't.

You must have felt like quite De Mon... quite the silly billy.

Yeah, have that Kid Klopp! Now might be a good time to do some self-reflection, and work out why you're such a s*** fan. I remember nothing about that semi, obviously.

Seeing as you couldn't extend yourself to typing a few more characters, I looked it up. It appears Leipzig and Gladbach were in for him. Whatever, same s***. They're all places in Germany that are a million times better at bringing young players through than us.

Whereas I'd completely forgotten his first spell? Whoa, that's trippy man.

I've watched our training. All they do is jog and sometimes hop, half-arsed one touch passing and piggy in the middle. That's all any professional team ever does. We've been over this.

I didn't like the home kit but it looks great on the players.

Can see the merit in either perspective on Brewster, but I think if he's actually any good we should be able to get him 20 appearances and a decent number of minutes on the pitch for us. Basically playing a lot of Origi's minutes. He must regret letting the club talk him out of his move to Dortmund given the way it's turned out, with injury and subsequent lack of opportunity.

Good point actually, although he'd still be a perma-crock. Agree with your Bellamy shout, but he was player of the season for us and surely picked himself most of the time when he was fresh ?

Visible rep tallies are the new five stars. It too should be consigned to the dustbin of forum lore.

Neco Williams has been called up to the Wales squad

From the Goal article on the previous page: Had no idea we tried to sign Lloyd Kelly.

Kept goal for the blues***e for a while and then disappeared

Everyone thought he was the dog's b******s, and like a fool, I believed you

He's treated Groningen like a mangy dog