William Gallas

[Chili Palmer]

w*****.

 

 

 

 

I know its not big and not clever but it had to be said. The way he stands beside pepe and says nothing and then he sees Terry storm in like a bully and suddenly he finds his balls and is in Pepes face. Complete Tosser.

 

 

BTW

 

Never watch football with the missus, just after Pepes sending off with me calling Robben all the names under the sun, Robben goes on a dribble in our area (TBH it was good skill, but he is a cheating c*** so it doesn't count!) and she turns round to me and says 'that was very good, he's a very good player, why don't yous' try and buy him'...needless to say after my replay I knew I had to make my own dinner...

[floyd]

 

 

Never watch football with the missus,

 

True. My missus once asked me, if Liverpool sold all their players, and then bought all the Man Utd players, would I still support Liverpool?

[Leo No.8]

My Mrs arrived in the living room just after Robben's little performance had taken place and I was in a state of apopleptic rage.

 

She had to sit through some distinctly colourful language as I repeatedly roared at Warnock to 'cripple the bony little c*nt, for f*cks sake break his f*cking leg'...

[Guest jcreds]

True. My missus once asked me, if Liverpool sold all their players, and then bought all the Man Utd players, would I still support Liverpool?

Very interesting question indeed. She must be a philosopher.

[Kahnee]

needless to say after my replay I knew I had to make my own dinner...

 

 

After turning to a friend during the penalty shoot-out against Brum in 2001 and saying "it's not like pony club, is it" in an attempt to 'lighten the mood', we agreed that I wouldn't bang on about football to her as long as she stayed out of the way when we were on the box

[ozmick]

My wife says 'its only a game'

[Kahnee]

My wife says 'its only a game'

 

That's grounds for divorce

[Sara]

All these wives are giving us girls a bad name

[Barnesy_10]

I told my wifes sister to go and sit in her car....

 

[mrjunk]

my missus was different.

 

she say "what the f***'s he being sent off for, those cheating b******s"

 

good girl.