Chelsea

[floyd]

Appologies if this has been highlighted before, but read this morning that these classless fvckers on their official website, have chants that they sing to other clubs.

On it it list the chant associated to us. Nice touch from the club.

 

"Does the social know you're here?"

 

To Liverpool

 

CFC link

[Barnesy_10]

the Manc website does the same...

on a par with a*** handing out song sheets to fans as they enter the ground...

[Phil236849]

Even more embarrassing:

 

 

We Love You Chelsea

 

 

We Love You Chelsea, we do

We Love You Chelsea, we do

We Love You Chelsea, we do

Oh Chelsea we love you!

 

(repeat)

 

 

Come on Chelsea

 

 

Come on Chelsea, Come On Chelsea (repeat)

 

 

Chelsea, Chelsea, Chelsea, Chelsea

 

 

Chelsea, Chelsea, Chelsea, Chelsea, Chelsea (repeat)

 

 

 

WTF?

[Guest Scot]

Even more embarrassing:

We Love You Chelsea

 

 

We Love You Chelsea, we do

We Love You Chelsea, we do

We Love You Chelsea, we do

Oh Chelsea we love you!

 

(repeat)

Come on Chelsea

 

 

Come on Chelsea, Come On Chelsea (repeat)

Chelsea, Chelsea, Chelsea, Chelsea

 

 

Chelsea, Chelsea, Chelsea, Chelsea, Chelsea (repeat)

WTF?

 

skolskolskolskolskol

[sutty]

There was a bloke behind me on Wednesday who managed to get "Going Down" wrong.

[Bigal]

There was a bloke behind me on Wednesday who managed to get "Going Down" wrong.

 

And Sami's chant wrong

[Guest Kev]

Well Ant was at home so it couldn't have been him. He likes to make up his own songs anyway

[fyds]

Well Ant was at home so it couldn't have been him. He likes to make up his own songs anyway

He's particularly fond of 'I'm not with the fat bald feller over there...' isn't he?

[Guest Red Flame]

Here's one that got me moved to tears

 

Ten Men Went to Mow

 

One man went to mow,

Went to mow a meadow,

(aside) Meadow!,

One man and his dog,

(aside) Spot!,

Went to mow a meadow,

 

Two men went to mow,

Went to mow a meadow,

(aside) Meadow!

Two men, one man and his dog,

(aside) Spot!

Went to mow a meadow,

 

Three men went to mow,

Went to mow a meadow,

(aside) Meadow!

Three men, two men, one man and his dog,

(aside) Spot!

Went to mow a meadow,

 

Four men went to mow,

Went to mow a meadow,

(aside) Meadow!

Four men, three men, two men, one man and his dog,

(aside) Spot!

Went to mow a meadow,

 

Five men went to mow,

Went to mow a meadow,

(aside) Meadow!

Five men, four men, three men, two men, one man and his dog,

(aside) Spot!

Went to mow a meadow,

 

Six men went to mow,

Went to mow a meadow,

(aside) Meadow!

Six men, five men, four men, three men, two men, one man and his dog,

(aside) Spot!

Went to mow a meadow,

 

Seven men went to mow,

Went to mow a meadow,

(aside) Meadow!

Seven men, six men, five men, four men, three men,

two men, one man and his dog,

(aside) Spot!

Went to mow a meadow,

 

Eight men went to mow,

Went to mow a meadow,

(aside) Meadow!

Eight men, seven men, six men, five men, four men,

three men, two men, one man and his dog,

(aside) Spot!

Went to mow a meadow,

 

Nine men went to mow,

Went to mow a meadow,

(aside) Meadow!

Nine men, eight men, seven men, six men, five men,

four men, three men, two men, one man and his dog,

(aside) Spot!

Went to mow a meadow,

 

(everyone standing)

Ten men went to mow,

Went to mow a meadow,

(aside) Meadow!

Ten men, nine men, eight men, seven men, six men,

five men, four men, three men, two men, one man and his dog,

(aside) Spot!

Went to mow a meadow,

 

(arms extended: \0/)

Chelsea!

(clap x 3 above head: \0/)

Chelsea!

and repeat until you realise that everyone else

has sat down because it's now half time

[Guest Stephen King]

There was a bloke behind me on Wednesday who managed to get "Going Down" wrong.

 

 

In front of all those people? Maybe you should turn round next time.

[Guest wezza]

Im so looking forward to us beating these mugs!

[Big E]

seen the article on Blueandwhitearmy net? God I F*CKING hate them!

 

here it is, if you have a spare 5 mins

 

http://chelsea.rivals.net/default.asp?sid=...=2&stid=8402660

 

 

Pray we do these on Sunday

Edited February 3, 2006 by Big E

[Guest Kev]

He's particularly fond of 'I'm not with the fat bald feller over there...' isn't he?

 

His version of 'Momo mo mo mo Momo' after a few bottles of WKD had to be seen to be believed.

[Guest Red Flame]

seen the article on Blueandwhitearmy net? God I F*CKING hate them!

 

here it is, if you have a spare 5 mins

 

http://chelsea.rivals.net/default.asp?sid=...=2&stid=8402660

Pray we do these on Sunday

This is worse in its childishness ......

 

Frank versus Ickle Stevie - LINK

[Guest Kev]

Doesn't bother me what they write, it's obviously shows that the jealousy they have towards us, take it as a compliment.

[R A Softlad]

Is correct Kev. Interesting how they harp on about their lack of history...

[AE]

They must realise that their recent achievements are tainted by the money they have been able to through around. A medium size club now able to eat at the big boys table and their fans, being generally a bunch or arrogant ****s fit the club profile quite well at the moment.

If it wasn't for Man U they would be top of my hate list.

Bloody Mancs

[XXX]

Hilarious. Red site A and red site B discuss blue site C.

 

Blue site C and blue site D discuss red site B, etc. Red fans post on blue sites and join the discussions (and vice versa, obviously).

 

I will certainly be schizophrenic at the end of the day. I presume it's only a strange coincidence that I wear a purple pullover.

[Guest Gaz_J]

This is worse in its childishness ......

 

Frank versus Ickle Stevie - LINK

 

 

Lampard has either won, or finished second ahead of Stevie G in the Player's Player of the Year, the Football Writers Player of the Year, the European Player of the Year and the World Footballer of the year awards.

 

Fair play to Lamps, he may not be EuropeanChampion, but he's won way more worthless journalists' p*ssing contests than Stevie.

[JohnnyH]

I actually found that quite funny, and it made me feel far superior to them also. All in all, I think I won.