Dani dropped

[Figaro]

Everyone over here knows that they haven't got a decent striker since Oliveira was injured for the season...

 

Serra Ferrer knows it more than anyone. So he has just dropped the only "natural" striker they have in their squad for the game against fellow strugglers and candidates for hell Alaves...

 

Dani has a "stomach problem" according to the club...and has been dropped...

 

 

Of course he has a stomach problem - must be something to do with the seven odd 'cubatas', (not to mention a beer or two) he had before deciding to drive home in his 4x4 on Monday night

 

Result: he overshot a curve near one of my offices in La Cartuja and was nabbed by the police frantically trying to sober up at the side of his embedded 4x4 and smashed fence...

 

As the point system and instant fining have just been introduced over here - Dani Betis folklore hero that he is gets a 4,000+ Euro fine and has lost all his licence points.

 

He now has his licence revoked for a year

 

The joke doing the rounds amongst the Sevillian crew:

 

Who has less points? Betis or Dani?

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