The new girl at work

[Gilps]

seems pleasant enough in most ways. However, she seems to have brought in a Chelsea mug. Would it be childish not to offer her a drink when I put the kettle on?

[Eskimo]

is she married.....

[Murphman]

seems pleasant enough in most ways. However, she seems to have brought in a Chelsea mug. Would it be childish not to offer her a drink when I put the kettle on?

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Give her a cuppa out of another cup, laugh over the reasons why, take her out, shag her, get her pregnant and bring the kid up a red.

 

that'll learn her!!

[CarraLegend]

seems pleasant enough in most ways. However, she seems to have brought in a Chelsea mug. Would it be childish not to offer her a drink when I put the kettle on?

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If shes fit offer her a drink, if shes minging just ignore her.

[charlie clown]

take a dump in it. she'll never use it again.

[Stevie H]

'accidentally' drop the mug on the floor thereby smashing it. promise to buy her a replacement, then ensure that you replace it with an LFC one.

[Herbie von Smalls]

of course you could always crack a joke about it being the only cup with chelsea's name on it this season.

 

because that's never been done before, oh no.

[McBain]

If she's been a fan more than 3 years then accept her into the group. If she's a recent convert then embark on a systematic plan to make her life miserable

[The Hitman]

of course you could always crack a joke about it being the only cup with chelsea's name on it this season.

 

because that's never been done before, oh no.

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Plus you'd probably look rather silly come the end of the season.

[cymrococh]

If she's been a fan more than 3 years then accept her into the group. If she's a recent convert then embark on a systematic plan to make her life miserable

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Lad in our football team at work said earlier "I've been a Chelsea fan for ages, ever since they went top of the league"

 

So I spent the whole match shouting at him.

[matty]

She might not support Chelsea. I've got a mug at work that says 'General Social Care Council' on it. Don't really follow their results at all.

[Gilps]

She has been a fan for about as long as I've been alive, to be fair.

 

She is not fit in the slightest, so that's not a consideration at all.

 

However, someone else has just got a round in and she had a sodding hot chocalate. She can f*** off if she thinks I'm making that stinking muck. What's wrong with tea or coffee you silly, eh? Eh?

 

And she's from Bracknell, the witch.

[Maldini]

Lad in our football team at work said earlier "I've been a Chelsea fan for ages, ever since they went top of the league"

 

So I spent the whole match shouting at him.

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Maybe he meant 1955

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She might not support Chelsea.  I've got a mug at work that says 'General Social Care Council' on it.  Don't really follow their results at all.

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you just follow em for the dancing in the streets

[Guest sniffer]

She has been a fan for about as long as I've been alive, to be fair.

 

She is not fit in the slightest, so that's not a consideration at all.

 

However, someone else has just got a round in and she had a sodding hot chocalate. She can f*** off if she thinks I'm making that stinking muck. What's wrong with tea or coffee you silly, eh? Eh?

 

And she's from Bracknell, the witch.

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Introduce her to Carlton Cole, that'll teach her......

[RP]

And she's from Bracknell, the witch.

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[StevieC]

She might not support Chelsea.  I've got a mug at work that says 'General Social Care Council' on it.  Don't really follow their results at all.

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Must be a pain the way they constantly keep tabs on you though.

[Gilps]

What's wrong with tea or coffee you silly, eh? Eh?

 

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There appears to be a missing "bitch" there. God knows why I'm censoring myself.

[Murphman]

There appears to be a missing "bitch" there. God knows why I'm censoring myself.

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because you are feckin stoopid.

[sutty]

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He he...

 

Ronaldo Paul

[Owen1978]

If shes fit offer her a drink, if shes minging just ignore her.

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Its scary that so many men think alike!

[jon_hall]

One of our sales reps has a manc mug, we were going to kidnap it.

 

Last Wednesday afternoon he slagged off liverpool on email and said how man ure would qualify and beat Liverpool in the last 16, so glad i waited till Thursday morning to reply.