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By fans, for fans. By fans, for fans. By fans, for fans.

Alexei Sayle


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"Americans have different ways of saying things. They say 'elevator', we say 'lift'... they say 'President', we say 'stupid psychopathic git."

 

"People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs."

 

"First off, I have to mention what is undoubtedly the greatest phenomenon of the modern era: All You Can Eat Buffets."

 

"I have a lot of nice Italian winter clothes that make me look like a sophisticated Lebanese professor, so my friend Robert and I go around pretending to be experts in Arabic politics. It doesn't work in the summer though. I don't have the right clothes."

 

“Recently, my personal advisors have been telling me to go to America. Actually, people have been walking up to me in the street and telling me to sod off, but that's the same thing, isn't it?”

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