Lazy gets

[Kvarme Ate My Food]

I’m launching a website to rebut claims by the Keith Joseph Foundation that the poor should eat their own young.

 

For legal reasons, I had to get the precise quote from the nasty b******s, exactly as they appeared in one of its publications, Don’t Stop Believing (Thatcherism Without The Wimps).

 

Anyway, I phoned up a couple of weeks ago to speak to one of their junior staff, and apparently he couldn’t take the call as he’d been out for a long lunch as was pissed. I tried again a few days later, and he wasn’t there because he’d just shat a flock of seagulls out of his a*** in the disabled toilets and had gone home in embarrassment.

 

I eventually got through to him this morning, when I only had an hour to go before the site went live, and the cheeky f***** gave me a right load of attitude. 'Erm, you'll get it when I've got time to look for it', he says, in this bad wool accent.

 

F*cking bellend.

[Ostrich Man]

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