Advice needed

[Duncan Disorderly]

A usually very nervous cat has had a couple of kittens in our shed and I need to know the best way of dealing with it, without touching them so the mother abandons them. They look about 4-5 weeks old.

 

Give us a clue, cat-lovers.

[Herbie von Smalls]

flamethrower

[Duncan Disorderly]

Good morning Herbie, had yer coffee yet?

[cymrococh]

cat traps.

 

Have a look to see if there's a Cats Protection League in your area, they'll probably give you the trap and take the cat away to some old witch who'll look after them.

[Duncan Disorderly]

cat traps.

 

Have a look to see if there's a Cats Protection League in your area, they'll probably give you the trap and take the cat away to some old witch who'll look after them.

Nice one, I'll ring them tomorrow.

Edited May 25, 2009 by Duncan Disorderly

[Zoob]

Your post reads as if you want the mother to abandon the kittens. Do you want to eat them or something?

[Duncan Disorderly]

Yer post reads like something Dr Zoidberg would say.

[Zoob]

Yer post reads like something Dr Zoidberg would say.

 

You want recipes?

[Duncan Disorderly]

You want recipes?

 

Pie?

[Herbie von Smalls]

Good morning Herbie, had yer coffee yet?

been busy down the canal with some feline friends and a sack of bricks.

[Paul]

The cat protection agency is the way to go.

Same thing happened to us a few years back, we were advised to handle the kittens as much as possible to get them familiar with humans or they'd become wild.

Once that happens they usually can't be domesticated and have to be put down.

[Zoob]

 

Pie?

 

 

Black Cat Pie

1 deep dish pie shell (9")

2 sticks oleo (butter or margarine)

2 eggs

1/2 cup flour

1/2 cup white sugar

1/2 cup brown sugar

6 ounces chocolate chips

1 cup nuts

1 adult cat / 2-3 kittens

Directions:

 

Melt the 2 stick of oleo and set aside. Beat the eggs until foamy. Mix in the flour and sugars. Pour in oleo and bend well. Stir in chocolate chips and nuts. Add cat(s). Fill the pie shell and bake at 325 degrees for 1 hour.

 

This recipe for Black Cat Pie serves/makes 10. mmmmmmm. Catty.

 

HTH

[Boca]

Black Cat Pie

1 deep dish pie shell (9")

2 sticks oleo (butter or margarine)

2 eggs

1/2 cup flour

1/2 cup white sugar

1/2 cup brown sugar

6 ounces chocolate chips

1 cup nuts

1 adult cat / 2-3 kittens

Directions:

 

Melt the 2 stick of oleo and set aside. Beat the eggs until foamy. Mix in the flour and sugars. Pour in oleo and bend well. Stir in chocolate chips and nuts. Add cat(s). Fill the pie shell and bake at 325 degrees for 1 hour.

 

This recipe for Black Cat Pie serves/makes 10. mmmmmmm. Catty.

 

HTH

 

No instructions on how to skin the cat? (there is more than one way)

[stressederic]

I've always hoped that the Cat Protection Agency was really a secret organisation of feline-based superheroes, like the Justice League.

[Dee]

Once that happens they usually can't be domesticated and have to be put down.

eh no they don't...plenty of people take feral cats and care for them

 

What did you decide/do DD?

[DazzlaJ]

Cats are pointless! Hit 'em with a brick or get a dog round for lunch

[Molby]

A usually very nervous cat has had a couple of kittens in our shed and I need to know the best way of dealing with it, without touching them so the mother abandons them. They look about 4-5 weeks old.

 

Give us a clue, cat-lovers.

 

 

youre getting mixed up with chicks

 

 

the mother won't abandon them and you need to handle them as much as possible

[Duncan Disorderly]

What did you decide/do DD?

The Cats Protection Agency is full, so I'll either take them to the Assisi Animal Sanctuary or the USPCA.

 

Would rather keep them, but the missus says no.

[Dee]

get the nervous cat neutered too! means you won't have to deal with this again

[Duncan Disorderly]

get the nervous cat neutered too! means you won't have to deal with this again

I don't mind it, I've been leaving her milk at night and the kids are excited, it's just the missus being a misery-guts.

 

There's no way I'm forking out a wad of cash to neuter someone else's cat though.