New landlord

[Murphman]

We have a lovely rural pub near us, it just closed down for a refurb and the new 'Guvnor' has moved in. He's a Cockernicky, Norf London mate and a right 'don't mess with me' type. Funny thing is it's not even a rough pub that needs sorting out, most of the locals are fine. I met him last night, what a c**k!! He spends his life telling everybody who'll listen how hard he is, all the stories of his days working the door in rough houses up the 'smoke'. He thinks everybody is a bumpkin and should be scared of him.

 

Well some might be but not all, a gang of teenagers nicked his dog and sent him a ransom note.

 

He got it back two days later, reckons he's gonna kill 'em when he finds out who they are....

Edited September 6, 2008 by Murphman

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