now i understand

[badtodabone]

WHY I'M KNACKERED

 

 

 

 

Yes, I'm knackered. For several years I've been blaming it onmiddle age, poor blood, lack ofvitamins, air pollution, saccharin, obesity, dieting, under arm odour, yellow waxbuild-up and another dozen maladies that make you wonder if life is reallyworth living.

 

 

 

 

I've now realised that I'm knackered because I'm overworked.

 

 

The population of this country is 51 million.

 

 

21 million are retired.

 

 

That leaves 30 million to do the work.

 

 

There are 19 million at school.

 

 

That leaves 11 million to do the work.

 

 

2 million are unemployed and 4 million are employed by thegovernment to look after us.

 

 

That leaves 5 million to do the work.

 

 

One million are in the armed forces, which leaves 4 million todo the work.

 

 

3 million are employed by County and Borough Councils to helpthe government to look after us.

 

 

That leaves one million to do the work.

 

 

There are 620,000 people in hospital and 379,998 in prisons.

 

 

Which leaves 2 people to do the work.

 

 

...You and me.

 

 

 

 

And you're sitting on your ar$e readingthis!!!!

 

 

No wonder I'mknackered!!

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