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The World's most offensive joke


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offensive?

 

that's not even funny

 

given that the only person they seemed to be able to find who would say it was funny was a crusty soap dodger with a face full of metal and a wardrobe by oxfam's demented 4 year old department it's hardly a ringing endorsement of its comic greatness. I've often wondered what the sound of the bottom of a barrel being scraped was actually like...

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Talking of jokes...

 

A farmer takes his wife to the local cattle market and walking down the bull barn they see the first bull with a sign that says:

 

"This bull's so virile, it mated 50 times last year!"

 

"50 times!?" says the wife sarcastically, "You could learn someting from him!"

 

They walk on down and the next bull has a sign that says:

 

"This bull's so virile, it mated 100 times last year!"

 

Mockingly, the wife says again, "You could learn something from him!"

 

They reach the next bull with a sign that says:

 

"This bull's so virile, it mated 365 times last year!"

 

"That's once a day!" shrieks the wife, "You really ought to learn from this one!"

 

"Oh yeah?" says the husband, "Well why don't you ask it if it was 365 times with the same cow?!"

 

And another...

 

Thers's a new girl's doll on the market. It comes with no shoes, no clothes, no house, no car and no farm.

 

It's called the Zim-Barbie.

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given that the only person they seemed to be able to find who would say it was funny was a crusty soap dodger with a face full of metal and a wardrobe by oxfam's demented 4 year old department it's hardly a ringing endorsement of its comic greatness. I've often wondered what the sound of the bottom of a barrel being scraped was actually like...

:whoosh:

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I've often wondered what the sound of the bottom of a barrel being scraped was actually like...

 

 

Talking of jokes...

 

A farmer takes his wife to the local cattle market and walking down the bull barn they see the first bull with a sign that says:

 

"This bull's so virile, it mated 50 times last year!"

 

"50 times!?" says the wife sarcastically, "You could learn someting from him!"

 

They walk on down and the next bull has a sign that says:

 

"This bull's so virile, it mated 100 times last year!"

 

Mockingly, the wife says again, "You could learn something from him!"

 

They reach the next bull with a sign that says:

 

"This bull's so virile, it mated 365 times last year!"

 

"That's once a day!" shrieks the wife, "You really ought to learn from this one!"

 

"Oh yeah?" says the husband, "Well why don't you ask it if it was 365 times with the same cow?!"

 

And another...

 

Thers's a new girl's doll on the market. It comes with no shoes, no clothes, no house, no car and no farm.

 

It's called the Zim-Barbie.

 

 

there you go CC.

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