quality headlines

[growler]

My favourite was

 

Super Cally are fantastic celtic are atrocious

 

I remember another

 

Beckham announces retirement; signs for LA Galaxy

[Ramón Benítez Hernández]

Keegan fills Schmeichel gap with Seaman

[fyds]

Case case case!

 

(headline in the sports pages of the post or echo circa '78 when Jimmy Case's bag was nicked at Lime St and the culprit was caught and up before the Assizes)

[Nathan Explosion]

My favourite was

 

Super Cally are fantastic celtic are atrocious

 

I preferred 'Super Cally go ballistic, Celtic are atrocious'

[Gomez]

I preferred 'Super Cally go ballistic, Celtic are atrocious'

 

I preferred the Echo's 'Super Cally Goes Ballistic, QPR atrocious' about 30 years before.

[Duncan Disorderly]

Case case case!

 

(headline in the sports pages of the post or echo circa '78 when Jimmy Case's bag was nicked at Lime St and the culprit was caught and up before the Assizes)

That is genius.

[adiman]

A good recent one

We need to talk about Kevin

[Fastardo]

What about this one?

[goodrobotusses]

F***s Off To Benfica Edited May 9, 2008 by hisdumbwaiter

[adiman]

What about this one?

A few years ago, Young Boys and BATE Borisov were two of the three teams left in a UEFA Cup qualifying round draw. Alas, they were not to be paired together. Assuming a Swiss win, I already had my match report headline composed

 

Young Boys master BATE

[Guest Anders Honoré]

A commentary, not a headline, but I thought it was hilarious.

 

abreau!