Ten items or less

[theredfella]

If you've got a trolley full of food and whatnot, go and queue up on the proper aisles like everybody else so those who are only coming in for a quick shop can get out as quickly as they came in. Otherwise you hold up every other c*nt who's just got one or two items.

 

I could have cheerfully slapped the gobby little splitarse who was loading about four hundred items onto the conveyor today but still had to go back because she'd forgotten her tins of hot dogs. When I said to the girl at the checkout to serve me in the meantime, she said, "Ah, it'll be a nightmare cancelling it all off". Here's the solution; tell her to f*ck off to the proper aisle in the first place.

[Murphman]

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