Liverpool FC

[cymrococh]

is hard as hell

United, Tottenham, Arsenal

Watch my lips, and I will spell

'cause they don't just play, but they can rap aswell

 

Liverpool F.C.

Liverpool F.C.

 

My idea was to build Liverpool into a bastion of invincibility...

 

aah...aah...ahh...aah

 

...had Napoleon had that idea he'd have conquered the bloody world

 

Walk on... walk on... with hope... in your heart... and you'll ne... ver walk... alone

 

Alright Aldo

Sound as a pound

I'm cushty la but there's nothing down

The rest of the lads ain't got it sussed

We'll have to learn 'em to talk like us

 

Well I'm rapping now, I'm rapping for fun

I'm your goalie, the number one

You can take the mick, don't call me a clown

Any more lip and you're going down

 

Alright Ace, we're great me and you

But the other lads don't talk like we do

No they don't talk like we do, do they do la

We'll have to learn 'em to talk propah

 

Walk on... walk on... with hope... in your heart... and you'll ne... ver walk... alone

 

You two scousers are always yapping

I'm gonna show you some serious rapping

I come from Jamaica, my name is John Barn-es

When I do my thing the crowd go bananas

 

How's he doing the Jamaica rap?

He's from just south of the Watford Gap

He gives us stick about the north/south divide

'cause they got the jobs

Yeah, but we got the side

 

Well I came to England looking for fame

So come on Kenny man, give us a game

'cause I'm sat on the bench paying my dues with the blues

I'm very big down under, but my wife disagrees

 

They've won the league, bigger stars than Dallas

They got more silver than Buckingham Palace

No-one knows quite what to expect

When the red machine's in full effect

 

Well Steve McMahon sure can rap

It's about time he had an England cap

So come on Bobby Robson, he's the man

'cause if anyone can, Macca can

Macca-can... Macca-can... Macca-can... Macca-can...

 

Liverpool F.C. is hard as hell

 

My idea was to build Liverpool up and up and up until eventually they would be untouchable. Everybody would have to submit. Give in, give in, give in

 

We're Ireland lads

Och-ai the noo

And there's four of us

And only two of you

So if you want nai trouble

And you don't want a slap

You'd better teach us the Anfield rap

 

Don't forget us paddies

And me the Great Dane

And I'm from London mate so watch your game

Well you two scousers, you're always squaking

But we'll just let our feet do the talking

 

Our lads have come from all over the place

They talk dead funny, but they play dead great

Well now we've gotta learn 'em to talk real cool

The song you've gotta learn if you're Liverpool

 

Walk on... walk on... with hope... in your heart... and you'll ne... ver walk... alone

 

You'll never walk alone

 

Ho-ho my word

That's unbelievable, it really is

I think they should stick to playing football. Terrible

What do you think Kenny?

 

Oh yeah!

[Buttles]

Brilliant - never seen the full lyrics

Edited May 3, 2007 by Buttles

[johngibo YPC]

i was really hoping that was gonna be the Anfield rap

we were playing it on the way to Chelsea

Gonna have to play it every big game now!

 

"Our lads have come from all over the place

They talk dead funny, but they play dead great"

[Tones]

Class!

[Bboy]

Remember the video

 

[Rico]

 

Shame I've nothing to play it on...

[kop205]

 

Shame I've nothing to play it on...

 

How about that guitar hanging up on the wall?

[Guest ziggystardust]

you look like arbeloa with a tach

[Ramón Benítez Hernández]

 

I bought the record off ebay a few months ago...and I don't have a record player.

 

I'm working on getting Brucie to sign it for me.

Edited May 4, 2007 by B.A.Baracus