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Farmer Brown has a problem. His cows like to type. All day long he hears

 

Click Clack Moo

Click Clack Moo

Clickety-Clack Moo

 

At first he couldn't believe his ears. Cows that type? Impossible!

 

Click Clack Moo

Click Clack Moo

Clickety-Clack Moo

 

Then he couldn't believe his eyes

 

Dear Farmer Brown

 

The barn is very cold at night. We'd like some electric blankets.

 

Sincerely,

The Cows

 

It was bad enough the cows had found the old typewriter in the barn, now they wanted electric blankets! "No way," said Farmer Brown, "No electric blankets."

 

So the cows went on strike. They left a note on the barn door

 

Sorry. We're closed. No milk today.

 

"No milk today!" cried Farmer Brown. In the background, he heard the cows busy at work:

 

Click Clack Moo

Click Clack Moo

Clickety-Clack Moo

 

The next day, he got another note:

 

Dear Farmer Brown,

 

The hens are cold too. They'd like electric blankets.

 

Sincerely,

The Cows

 

The cows were growing impatient with the farmer. They left a new note on the barn door.

 

Closed. No milk. No eggs.

 

"No eggs!" cried Farmer Brown. in the background he heard them.

 

Click Clack Moo

Click Clack Moo

Clickety-Clack Moo

 

"Cows that type. Hens on strike! Whoever heard of such a thing? How can I run a farm with no milk and no eggs?" Farmer Brown was furious.

 

Farmer Brown got out his own typewriter

 

Dear Cows and Hens

 

There will be no electric blankets. You are cows and hens. I demand milk and eggs.

 

Sincerely,

Farmer Brown

 

Duck was a neutral party, so he brought the ultimatum to the cows.

 

The cows held an emergency meeting. All the animals gathered around the barn to snoop, but none of them could understand moo. All night long, Farmer Brown waited for an answer.

 

Duck knocked on the door early the next morning. He handed Farmer Brown a note:

 

Dear Farmer Brown

 

We will exchange our typewriter for electric blankets. Leave them outside the barn door and we will send Duck over with the typewriter.

 

Sincerely,

The Cows.

 

Farmer Brown decided this was a good deal. He left the blankets next to the barn door and waited for Duck to come with the typewriter.

 

The next morning he got a note:

 

Dear Farmer Brown,

 

The pond is quite boring. We'd like a diving board.

 

Sincerely,

The Ducks.

 

Click Clack Quack

Click Clack Quack

Clickety-Clack Quack

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