Coming soon on BBC 8 - Molby!

[matty]

Molby!

 

Episode 1

Scene: A Small Market Town in the Worcester countryside

 

(Enter Molby, a batey fellow with a demeanour to match)

 

Molby: What?s going on here then?

 

Snivelly assistant ? let?s call him Slappy: Got a job lot of marzipan, boss.

 

Molby: Right, knock that out for 200 sovs to Harry the Cake-Maker. NEXT!

 

Slappy: Found some urld tea towels in the lock-up.

 

Molby: Hmmm. My mate Arpy knows some geezers from Dubai who?ll take that lot. Tell ?em 350 sovs. ?Ello, here?s the filth.

 

(Enter a copper. We?ll call him Phil C.)

 

Phil C: Come on Molby, what are you up to?

 

Molby: Do one, you slaaaaag. Oh, and do you want a new teasmade? A monkey to you.

 

Slappy: Why aye man, ah divven neerrrr.

 

(Molby punches Slappy, hits Phil C with golf club and buys 300 hectares of prime development land in the Algarve)

 

Molby: FAAARRKKK OFFFF, THE LOT OF YERS!!!!

 

Fin.

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