LFC Players

[diggy]

Watching the game last night and in an attempt to clear the negative thoughts from my mind I found myself thinking of alternative careers for our players based solely on their character/appearance. I don't know how it happened or why but my list:

 

Garcia - Hairdresser

Gerrard - Mechanic

Bellamy - painter/decorator

Alonso - teacher

Fowler - Taxi driver

Carra - unemployed but living comfortable

Finnan - Accountant

Riise - Factory line assembly type job

Agger - Student with Rock star aspirations

Hyypia - IT

Kewell - Clothes shop worker/part-time barman

 

I could go on

[smokescreen]

Dudek - Goalkeeper

 

[Tosh]

on last nights performance, some of them would be better doing that...

[Sheida V]

Dudek - priest

Reina - boxer

Riise - personal trainer

Hyypia - barman

Alonso - lawyer

[Spike]

 

Alonso - One of those art students who go knocking round houses trying to sell paintings

 

[Coyler]

Paletta: Irish civil servant at that spare desk beside me

Finnan: Hilary Swank

Bellamy: Ultra-competitive ballroom dancer

Alonso: Tennis guru

Edited January 10, 2007 by Coyler

[Cliff M]

A few past pliers

 

Diouf: Pimp

Smith: Bouncer/bus driver

Clemence: PE teacher

Grobelaar: Kids entertainer

Lawrenson: Miserable village gossip

Dicks: Binman

Keegan: DJ

Toshack: Traffic copper

Hansen: Vampire film lead

Edited January 10, 2007 by Cliff M

[Gray - YPC]

What a surreal, but amusing thread!