Songs for the derby match

[Guest Kev]

There's a woolly over there, over there

And he's wearing blue air wair, blue air wair

With his shopping in a tesco bag or two

He's a f***in bitter blue bitter blue

 

 

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Let me tell you a story of a poor team

Who were sent far away from their home

To live in the sticks out in Knowsley

Where only the cattle do roam

 

They were banished to a lower division

Had no hope of seeing far foreign lands

and the fans swarmed around in their hundreds

With Tescos bags clutched in their hands

 

Oh a battle it started next morning

Over at aisle number one

Oh those poor blue s**** toffees

Were fighting over the last current bun

As they lay on the aisles in Tescos (Tescos Tescos Tescos)

Knocking over the cakes and buns (and the bread)

As they lay on the aisles in Tescos

These were the last words they said

 

Oh we are the Evertonians and our ground is made of wood

and we're horrible and bitter cos we've never been that good

We support a team that's dressed in blue

It's a team that no-one knows

A team sponsered by Tescos cos that's where we buy our clothes

 

1,2,1,2,3,1,2,3,4, pound off

 

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We all live in a blue and white shop

A blue and white shop

A blue and white shop

We all live in a blue and white shop

A blue and white shop

A blue and white shop

 

Aisle one is frozen food

Aisle two is fruit and veg

Aisle three is cakes and bread

Aisle four is dairy goods

 

We all live in a blue and white shop

A blue and white shop

A blue and white shop

We all live in a blue and white shop

A blue and white shop

A blue and white shop

[The Hitman]

Brilliant

[hels smicer]

i singing the second one at work tommorow

 

loving your work

 

[Spike]

a reward card in their wallet,

blue and white

buys cheap and s***

and they can pay the everton way

on the tick, then broke in May

[Cobs]

Let me tell you a story of a poor team

Who were sent far away from their home

To live in the sticks out in Knowsley

Where only the cattle do roam

 

They were banished to a lower division

Had no hope of seeing far foreign lands

and the fans swarmed around in their hundreds

With Tescos bags clutched in their hands

 

Oh a battle it started next morning

Over at aisle number one

Oh those poor blue s**** toffees

Were fighting over the last current bun

As they lay on the aisles in Tescos (Tescos Tescos Tescos)

Knocking over the cakes and buns (and the bread)

As they lay on the aisles in Tescos

These were the last words they said

 

Oh we are the Evertonians and our ground is made of wood

and we're horrible and bitter cos we've never been that good

We support a team that's dressed in blue

It's a team that no-one knows

A team sponsered by Tescos cos that's where we buy our clothes

 

1,2,1,2,3,1,2,3,4, pound off

 

 

that's feckin excellent