fing cing NYC schools

Sir Tokyo Sexwale · November 4, 2006

f***'s sakes. We get 'invited' to a 'pot roast' tonight at one of the nipper's classmate's apartments. It's literally a 5 min walk from our place. I think, "hey, this is a fundraiser for the school, maybe we could host one of these in the future..." as our apartment is large - we have the world's worst landlords - that's how we can afford it, they're c**** & hence they have to lower their rents

We get there. The f***ing place is like nothing I have even seen on filims. It's feckin huge & a duplex (on 2 floors) which makes it even huger. At least the decor was s**** - I like modern design classic stuff like Le Corbusier, Eames etc, this was auld b******s like antique wooden s**** & ugly statues. The fecker hosting it is Truman Capote's great neice, it transpires

After a while of necking wine (which we brought with us) some auld codger enters & shuffles past. I thought I recognised him, but I'm crap at the recognition game. Only later, someone asks if I've seen Harvey Keitel; turns out he apparently has a kid at the same school. b******s to this, I thought I was doing ok in life until tonight; f***'s sakes, these b******s make more in a week than I do in a year

Tosh · November 4, 2006

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