csi miami

guernseygareth · August 2, 2006

this programme makes my blood boil.

the las vegas one is quite enjoyable: fair plots, decent characters, fairly written and filmed. the other one is like the producers have decided to do the complete opposite. for a start the quirky team leader back in nevada is now that annoying ginger c*** caruso. the way he w***s around with his sunglasses and stares at the sky/floor and s-l-o-w-l-y delivers his key line makes me want to kill. his 'supporting' cast are no better. the blonde one with her daft southern drawl who thinks she's chocolate, the coroner who weirdly touches up corpses and has conversations with them too etc etc.

plots are completely overblown with ridiculous lines that, it seems, are contractually obligated for hammy caruso and his w***y 'glasses. to fill in the gaps between w***y acting we get w***y shots of 'science' stuff and/or scenery with an 'eclectic' soundtrack of s***. toss.

its the strength of the other one that i see an episode then happen across its miami cousin and say 'go on, give it another go' and within seconds the w***ing happens again. me and the missus sit there mesmerised by the sheer scale of its w***ness, like deer caught in the headlights - except its not as enjoyable as getting a land rover in the face.

apparently its the most watched telly show in the world. i hope thats a lie.

Bailo · August 2, 2006

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