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Euphrates · July 9, 2006

Last four days.

You're charming, lets go to the movies, here's my two friends. Hey, that was fun, I like you, lets go to the cinema tomorrow. Here's two more friends. And no, these two won't be leaving my side at all, ever. Hey, that was nice, come round my house. Here's my lodger. He'll go for a walk with us and the dog, and no one will say anything. By the time the lodger goes to sleep, I'll be paralytic and incapable of even the simplest actions, like for instance, not being an obstinate, frigid bitch. Hey, there's a party in my place tomorrow, you should come. Look at all these people, they're all sleeping here and you're not. Hey, come up to my room, and those two friends as well. and I'm sorry but I have to share my bed with a couple of girls from out of the county, you can walk home.

Me - Do you want to go to zoo tomorrow.

You're crowding me. Quit with the pressure, I've a fear of commitment.

Me - f***ing hell, someone I live just put his fist through my window and threatened a 17 year old's life. I need to sleep somewhere else, can I call round.

No, I've got cheese eating surrender monkeys around

...

3 hours pass

Yes, but all these feckers are still here

Me (after two pints of aniseed, all the brandy in the house and a reading of post office) - f*** off

My ex knows her, and apparently my ex is sane in comparison, she warned me off. I'm trying very hard not to ring. Plus I shouldn't really leave the house with the big f***ing hole in the front window.

Edited July 9, 2006 by Euphrates

Paul B · July 9, 2006

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