So selling Kuyt and buying a better player would be ludicrous? Your defence of Dirk is the only thing ludicrous about it, you in love with the bloke or what? Whenever anybody mentions his name (in any context) you jump to his defense. As kop205, if you had read the whole f***ing sentence then you would have realised I wasn't saying we should sell Kuyt, I was just saying that out of all our strikers Bellamy would be the last one I'd get rid of. That doesn't mean I want to get rid of the others. Not a lot.