DaveLFC

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I hear Heskey has been sitting by the phone all day.

The only suprise is why people think he would be in the squad. Rafa has already indicated that he needs a lot of work on his fitness. There will be plenty of time for him to play for us once he has gained what Rafa believes is the right level of fitness to compete for a place on the bench.

I was being ironic.. failed miserably obviously.

dream on Adriano is going nowhere.

David Moyes is said ot be at his lowest ebb today. Not since we won the CL has he been so upset. I know the real story behind the result, I know why he is so suprised and saddened. Apparently he found a magic lamp yesterday afternoon tucked under his bed in the team hotel. he rubbed the lamp and to his suprise a genie appeared. Unlike the stories he got to have only one wish. Thinking hard, taking his time and careful that genies have a reputation for wicked humour he thought about what might be the best way to propel his team into the limelight that had been stolen by their Liverpool supporting rivals. Taking a deep breath, Moyes looked up at the genie an said outloud "I wish we could have a six goal european thriller, one that everton fans and England will never forget" The rest is history.

A real suprise but I'm trusting the manager here, he obviously knows what he is doing and has the players on the bench to change things when he wants.