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Kev, I'm thick Can we blame/thank a- Owen b-Parry c-the Board d- Rafa e-agent f- barcodes g- a combo of the above

Thumbs up for the thorough analysis, Rory, a very good effort to make the ultimate "how to understand and use Luis Garcia"-guide. However, the guy is a genious, and they work in ways us imbecils can never ever understand. There's no way we can solve the enigma, other than look at the game-statistics after matches, and take it from there. garcia can within seconds move from genious to idiot like no one else. It's like buying a soundtrack; some of the tunes are fantastic, others so bad they make you angry, and you end up making a compilation.

Violence? Isn't it just hairdressing? Besides, guys with ponytails are girls

The title of this tread is Xabi Alonso. And he hasn't been mentioned since post 1. Good effort. Xabi had a good game last night, but I suspect that his best is still to come.

I like to think I am THE body language expert (BLE)

Fowler isn't exactly on fire, his body language tells me he's disillutioned

That surely is a surprice

If you want to know what " I did your mother last night" is in French, Riise possibly know that. I suspect he was running his mouth, and benefitted from his days in Monaco

I didn't see the game myself, but liverpool.no had him MOM, along with Pennant & God.

I can't make that work on my PC. So I just try to picture it in my head, but these naked women is popping up everywhere! Does anyone know of a different link/ file format?

Finally we score more than two goals in a match, and there's no f***in' TV broadcast. Not complaining like.

I love 3-5-2, or the thought of it. I would go for Paletta, Agger and Carra, with Riise/Finnan or Speedy/Pennant on the wings. With Alonso and Sissoko playing so deep we'd get enough cover at the back. If only Alves were ours ......

His body language surely tells us that he's given up on us

speedy reina finnan

I think garcia should be an attacking option rather than a wide player. He's just to prone for making mistakes, mistakes that are far worse making in the build-up ratherthan in front of goal

In hindsight, we should've been more suspicious when we lost all of our games in Switzerland pre-season. Maybe the tough physical training then have taken its toll on team performance.

Wich is why I shut up for now:lol: Even though Garcia was s*** today, I cannot think of anybody else than Pepe, Speedy and Alonso delivering a Premier League performance today. It's back to square 1, and a little less rotation please Rafa.

Momo is no Traore, thats for sure

Momo + Alonso= safe. they haven't made anything since momo came on

A very poorperformance by the whole team, bar Reina who's been unemployed. They don't create, we can't put em in the net. We're losing this, if Rafa ain't doing something really cunning right now. My bad mood doesn't get any better by watching a blurry internet picture and listening to some chinese/japanese/asian guy completely drowning the crowd. PP are the only ones working.

Crouch just wide again. unlucky

Mega opportunity for Crouch. Two meters from goal. wide.

We're playing ok. Gonzales was just tackled, and the ref gave a french guy a yellow card

Speaking of mancs, Ole G Solskjaer was a massive Liverpool-fan up to the point Man u got him. I hate the fvcker for his treason, but imagine what he could've done for us, when you look at his love for the devils

Pennant at least tried to do something. I thought he was one of the better players in the first half, always playable. Where was Stevie, in his preferred position? Why can't Crouch strike the ball any harder with his head than I can with my c*ck?