Elisha_Scott

His name is Victor and he is a masseur

I heard from a very good source (Not my usual one but good all the same) on Saturday morning that Defoe was signed.

John Terry. McClaren is a huge fan of his apparently. Understandably so.

Riise is a good lad, just a bit immature. SG gets on well with him, hence him inviting him to be on his table at the PFA awards, the club doesn't have a table there, the individual does, and its up to him who sits on it. Why try and look for negatives when we just won the FA cup?

Trust me it was Morientes.

MORIENTES!!!!

He is in a bad way, he has to be strapped up for 40 minutes just to train, his stomach and groin muscles are cabbaged. They truss him up to in a weird way to enable certain muscles to do most work, he has had the same op that Gerrard had, which sorted SG out in 2002, but it hasn't worked for Harry. His body is a bit f***ed up, apparently he was in a right state after the game, crying his eyes out, a really sad thing for a grown man to be so upset and frustrated. Its an absolute shame, and I hope any snide comments about him can stop, because he really does put himself through loads of s**** to even be in a decent way to train. Lets remember him against Chelsea at OT eh?!!?

Nando was on it.

Yep, but his daughter hadn't

He'll be fine.

I met the fella who made that last week after the derby rematch and sadly, he was a c**k.

I am so glad it waant a boy, he would have got lynched by LFC fans when he named it.

Lexie 7lb 6lb Excellent

Are you Monk?

Ta chaps, much obliged.

That would be well appreciated Anny, I have got loads of the clasic games on DVD from ebay, he is brushing up on his history, you know how it is.

Does anyone know where I can get this on DVD? Its for a mate, he is working away in the summer and wants some good watching

Xabi is fine chaps.

Have you got a stutter? I just heard something the other week about him wanting away for more first team games.

Well, Aurelio has signed for Liverpool, Warnock is after a move. Whats your point?

Neil Mellor is really struggling with his injury, he has a crack in his knee and is seriously worried about the future. Because, for left back/left midfield we will have Aurelio, Riise, Kewell, Gonzalez and Zenden. Warnock will be behind all of them, plus he wants a move.

You did understand, I am now going back to delete it though.

Probably Rafa thinks he makes bad runs and doesn't work hard enough or something.

I dont think we will sign him now, Bellamy is more of a realistic option.

Nah, heard nothing new, sorry.