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Except those two goals we’ve scored in the past 20 mins

Grav’s been decent all things considered.

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I think we sign Bowen to replace Mo. The way he looked at Virg there tells me it’s done already.

Tbf most of them are poor today. No need to pick on individuals.

Dodged a bullet there. He thought he was coming here. Took the West Ham meeting most likely because he was spiralling.

The thing I don’t get is this. Taylor is a Manc. But he’s allowed to ref Manchester clubs. Rob Jones is not allowed to ref Liverpool. Fair enough we get refs from time to time but why do we get him like almost every time? Why is it always him? Why haven’t we stopped it? Just bully him. Call him a biased cheating c***. Keep at it until they have to seperate us from him. Be relentless for once. This only happens because we are too nice. Stop being nice.

If I was a club owner I’d be banging on about the refs all day in every media that wanted me to show up.

Not even a yellow. f*** off c*** ref.

I do too tbh So weird. How are you not smacking your lips to create that assist.

I may be wrong but there has to be differences between playing for a youth team and then for one of the best senior teams in the world.

He’s still just a youngster. I bet he knows nothing about how to press in our system and all the other grown up stuff. The calls for him are purely romantic at this point. I mean I’d love for him to do a Bradley and that would be an awesome story, but I’m sure Klopp knows a thing or two about bringing youngsters into the first team tbh. There must be good reasons for not giving him more minutes.

Not only does he play CB, RB and DM he can also invert. He’s like a kinder surprise egg thing.

I think Mo is the one who’s leaving and thus Diaz stays at least one more year. We need a big summer forward signing in there.

Rene Dif. He's a meme here in Denmark too.

That's funny. I did the same with Rafa. My wife remembers. I was always putting e before everything. Honey. Can I have an eSprite? Or maybe just some eSnickers. Now we all have to learn how to smoke weed, eat potatoes and listen to techno.

You think they'll spend 250 mil on a striker?

Didn't we kinda do the same with Virg and Ali?

Edwards turns to face his window. He's getting agitated. You can always tell because his ring finger will twitch vividly whenever someone dares to cross him. He then looks at Slot. Sweat dripping down his big bald skull. He's drinking his tea like it's water. This doesn't sit right with Edwards. Tea should be enjoyed like a fine big breasted lady. Arne, he says with a stern bassy voice. I've told you ten times already. We aint buying f***ing Bobo or Balde. Arne, still high on life from landing the biggest job in his life looks up with intent. He senses the tension. He's been here before. 10 years ago he took too much Molly at a Tiesto remix party and had to play 90 minutes knowing a drug test would be happening afterwards. He recognized the stirring unrest in his big bald belly and immediately knew he had to let the dream go. There would be no Bobo or Balde. There would be no bongs in the manager's office. No pancakes or stuffed cheese balls. There would only be Ibou. Ibou now and Ibou forever. Alas, we rejoice. On to the next one.

Sure he will. But it will be like this. Here are three CB's. You can pick one but it has to be one of these three that I'VE laid out for you.

Our wage bill is bigger. They spent big because they had to catch up. They aren’t spending 250 again anytime soon.

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Arne said to me you know We do ecstasy and eurodance bro He said so I'm all high on E and I feel fine