Lick

Every f***ing time. Every f***ing time. He's a f***ing pub team manager. Disgraceful coaching.

If their heads actually fell off, they wouldn't be any more shambolic.

Sick of watching this turgid, gutless, brainless, s***e.

Applies to any of them

Jones having a good point there while he's stood in the middle marking no one.

What a load of s***e.

Gakpo is f***ing stupid

Just f*** off already

f***ing Gakpo Stealing a living. How did he get that contract?

Mac Allister is a red card waiting to happen here.

I'm sure it's a good sign that Jones, Konate and Van Dijk are discussing what the f*** is supposed to be happening at right back on the pitch, just after half time.

Sack this f***ing s*** manager/coach/whatever he is now.

We've gone to pieces here

What a f***ing appalling goal to concede

We're not very good at this football thing, are we? Only way we get it forward is a long ball or someone running with it. Moment we have to string passes together it's only ever going backwards. And the moment we have to defend it's a f***ing s***show.

Awful miss Virge

Freddie Woodman would have saved that

Actually, s***e keeping, but we'll take it.

Nice

Even a title-winning manager forfeits the right to be talked about respectfully when they act the c*** like this one.

He's not s***e. He's a young player in a new team that's going through an absolute s***show of a season, where even the key established players have been well below their usual levels. I don't know if he's ever going to be as good as we want him to be (prime Robertson). But he's seemingly instructed to play in a completely different way to how he did when he was regarded as one of the best left backs in the league. Like so many other things, this is on the manager. He's never shirked it though - 100% effort whenever he's on the pitch, which is more than you can say for several others, including the gutless, predictable, pedestrian Gakpo.

This days off thing doesn't get enough attention. We've been s***e for months, we're unfit, and yet we're still taking days off seemingly every week. It's f***ing scandalous.

Wouldn't want to sign someone who can run fast.

It's not difficult to imagine him looking round and thinking f*** this.

You wouldn't be surprised to hear about transfer requests from other players if Slot is staying, would you? Jones, Chiesa and Endo nailed on to leave. I'd fancy Mac Allister and Szoboslai to try and leave as well. Regardless, I'm not sure I fancy any of the remaining squad to take the places of those leaving from the leadership group. Who's going to set an example? Szoboslai? Gravenberch? Gakpo? Makes me feel a bit queasy.