Imagine being as s*** as Everton, with their s*** history and their s*** ground, their s*** team and their s*** prospects. Then some 'wag' somes up with a 'funny' slogan, all their webistes are chuckling to themselves about this great 'putdown' they have for the manager of their local (only?) rivals and somehow Everton finish 4th in the League. You think the world is alright. The sun is on your back, things aren't so bad as they used to be. You have something to shout about. For about 5 minutes, then we go win the European Cup. Honestly, it must be really s*** to be an Everton fan. I almost feel sorry for them.