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He will replace them all with Lewandowski This has to be a record for our worst ever performance in the cups 11-0 over three rounds

It’s the passes he no longer does for us that is the difference. He doesn’t do the good thing we bought him for anymore and is not as disciplined as Elliot. He goes missing where Harvey is always on that right hand side.

They picked us off. We have done it to loads of team before. Ten or fifteen minutes of pressers, score and kill them off

You’re an idiot. Why is he doing ten succesful tacklers in Germany per game and none none for us? It’s not a question of liking him, it’s asking why all these stats are worthless to Liverpool FC. Not worth piss is it that he does 383 in the Bundestag when he won none last night. Give him the captaincy then as he’s doing great passing to no one, tackling no one and scoring no goals. He’s not even effective against lower league opposition. His head is in the clouds. Aye, memories of the odd pass. He’s been sub Nunez so far

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Not even arsed about duels. We saw the kind of pass he should be playing and it came after eighty minutes to Jones. That is what we thought he would be doing every ten minutes not winning the ball. The passing into dangerous areas. Either his bottle has gone or he isn’t taking his role seriously.

See that duels won start you have there. 383 you say? So that’s an average of TEN per game in Germany. Week in week out. Five in each half. Once every ten minutes he’s winning a “duel”. Did he win ten tonight in the biggest game of his life? Five? One? I mean where is he? 383 though.

Duels won. That on its own makes you wonder what is going on. Has anyone seen him win one duel, however you define it? Seen ball boys win more possession.

You’re not gonna like any of this. He’s full of himself the lad.

Look at the f***ing state of that. Youd think we had twelve players injured.

Well firstly he hasn’t shown he can bag anything here yet and secondly that requires match fit type reaction speed. Expecting a European Cup quarter final to conveniently fall the way of your unfit striker is a piss take idea. An FA Cup match against Solihull Motors yeah but ffs. Not saving him for when they’re tired or we are on top because he might score late to take it into extra time is barmy. When the pen was cancelled, he could have stood up then to come on, when we were pushing them back. Might have made them think ah we forgot about him. They’ll walked him round the pitch and waved him off without a sniff.

Houllier was still liked and no one could have said he was lazy. Can’t think how Slot could appear less arsed.

Minutes on the pitch. Same as the other times he has been on. To get fitness stats. It’s only Liverpool Football Club after all in the European Cup.

Press play. Stand well back. And sing.

Just send Jonesey out there on his own. They’ll s*** one seeing him on his Todd going ‘come ed!’

Fully prepared for Excelsior at home with their crack Indonesian centre forward.

Couch to match fitness for Isak. He should do a Park Run on Saturday to help him along.

Will be a piece of piss for him there, eighty per cent of the squad have been coached together at lower levels and he can point them towards goal and go for a massive lie down on his hammock.

His bottle went as well didnt it. Had done ok before conceding

Out of both cups 4-0 s***e

It’ll be good for minutes for Isak though. Should be spot on for Sweden.

Gakpo and his exploding wrist. Can see him wincing when he has to move it.

It’s the laziest option by far. Play the expensive lad but then to drop Salah and Rio as well? I also think it affected Ekiteke because he started out like he thought he had to do everything on his own…which with Wirtz playing hopscotch on his own and Szobo as our right winger, he sort of was.

We are just getting players prepared for the World Cup now. Out d****ead manager came out after saying he’s glad Isak got minutes on the pitch. He’s genuinely chuffed that he didn’t get smashed so badly that the booing seen him off. He’s had the last laugh today in his opinion.