Cheesecake

Too much sitting back, wallies.

The stumpy Christmas tree.

In honour of Maradona they are playing’life is life’ at the break.

France look like they’ve ran out of juice.

It will add 16 teams poorer than those who finished bottom of the current set of WC groups, that’s some right dross waiting in the wings - ok Italy historically would be a good addition but the rest?

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Notts Forest linked with a right back named Dodo.

Norway, No way more like, awful in extra time.

Haaland has hardly touched the ball.

He’s a f***ing mess that fella.

Sign him up Iraola lad.

Pigford

Best thing so far is, er, Mr Brightside.

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Oliver in the way

Everton in the house….

It’s normally around 80% isn’t it?

Switzerland are boring AF. I have never once been excited or entertained by Swiss football. Watching their cuckoo clocks for 90 minutes or for 90 months would be more enjoyable.

Would be brilliant if Mo does anything.

Could be one of those days!

50% at the World Cup according to the commentators

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When people were expecting a disastrous world cup, they likely never foresaw this, But given the ticket and transport price gouging, given the visa issues for teams, for referees, for fans who had tickets cancelled late on, given the peace prize, is it any real surprise that the brazen behaviour has gone up another level? What’s next? Disallowing goals several minutes after VAR checks conclude? Team expulsion? Is anything off the table?