So, its April Fool tomorrow

ManxRed · March 31, 2006

I've typed up a letter on spoof Brighton & Hove Albion letterhead paper, and will stick it in the girlfriend's mail tomorrow morning:

Dear Ms XXXXXX,

CONRATULATIONS!!

We recently made the 2006 Brighton & Hove Albion Grand Mascot Draw from new registered members of our official website to select the club mascot for our last home game of the season and I am very pleased to inform you that you were the lucky name pulled from the hat by Dick Knight!!

Your prize is to be our VIP guest at Withdean Stadium for our last home game of the season against Stoke City on Sunday 30th April 2006. You will have lunch with Dick Knight and Norman Cook and meet the players before leading the team out onto the pitch as the official Brighton & Hove Albion Mascot wearing full team strip, which we will supply for you on the day.

Afterwards you, and a guest of your choice, will sip champagne in the players lounge, and hopefully toast a famous Seagulls victory!!

I look forward to contacting you again soon to finalise arrangements and I look forward to meeting you on the 30th April.

Yours sincerely,

Derek Allan

Club Secretary, Brighton and Hove Albion Football Club

Whaddyer reckon chaps??

cymrococh · March 31, 2006

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