There's a whale in the Thames

[Kahnee]

Live coverage on Sky News at the mo

[ManxRed]

Whereabouts is it?

[Kahnee]

Whereabouts is it?

 

Central London apparently

[RP]

Kev never said he was coming down to London.

[Earl Hafler]

" apparently " ?

 

It's a ****ing whale in the Thames

[Mike]

Its one of Stevie H's. He's on the Atkins.

[Spion kop]

Immigrants will do anything to sneek into this country.

[Earl Hafler]

Nice work by the police boats...they've ran the whale into a corner and it's beached

[Nathan Explosion]

It'll be 5 in the noggin soon

[Kahnee]

Nice work by the police boats...they've ran the whale into a corner and it's beached

 

Is that what actually happened? (got the sound off - in work)

 

Just assumed it was looking for a nice shallow bit of water to run aground in

[Stevie H]

just been up for a look at it, my office is about five minutes' walk from there. there were a load of japanese tourists dismantling a shopping trolley and trying to make harpoons out of it.

[Kahnee]

It'll be 5 in the noggin soon

 

What will they do with all that whale meat?

[Vlad JNR]

Its beached alright, the sky reporters have said that they can see blood in the water, not confirmed though. Another whale has been spotted further down the river now

[Nathan Explosion]

 

What will they do with all that whale meat?

 

Kebabs a go go

[andysama]

It's clearly two suicide scuba divers in a whale suit.

[Nathan Explosion]

Its beached alright, the sky reporters have said that they can see blood in the water, not confirmed though. Another whale has been spotted further down the river now

 

The f*****s are attacking!!!!!!!!

[stressederic]

Is it Prescott?

[ManxRed]

What will they do with all that whale meat?

 

Come on, one of youse has got to crack it...

 

[Mike]

this could be al-Qaeda

[Kahnee]

this could be al-Qaeda

 

whale-Qaeda, surely

[Stevie H]

it's a bottle-nosed dolphin. clearly one of the escaped US military-trained dolphins whose mission it is to attach limpet mines to john prescott.

[DanielS]

it's a bottle-nosed dolphin. clearly one of the escaped US military-trained dolphins whose mission it is to attach limpet mines to john prescott.

 

They scrapped their Rural Idiot program because the Bumpkins kept applying too much force when applying the mines to Prescott and they disintegrated on impact - releasing the precious yellow explosive charge before it could detonate.

[Montse]

Theres live coverage on the beeb - Video

 

[Ripley]

it's a bottle-nosed dolphin. clearly one of the escaped US military-trained dolphins whose mission it is to attach limpet mines to john prescott.

Prescott will give it a straight left to the bottle-nose. Does this whale have a bad mullet?

[Ostrich Man]

stupid f***ing whale.