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The first Christmas joke

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Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the

pearly

gates.

 

"In honour of this holy season," Saint Peter said, "you must each

possess

something that symbolises Christmas to get into heaven." The first man

fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on.

It

represents a candle, he said. You may pass through the pearly gates,

said

Saint Peter.

 

The second man reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He

 

shook them and said, "They're bells." Saint Peter said you may pass

through the pearly gates.

 

The third man started searching desperately through his pockets and

finally

pulled out a pair of women's knickers. St. Peter looked at the man with

a

raised eyebrow and asked, "And just how do those symbolise Christmas?"

 

 

 

 

 

The man replied, "They're Carols."

 

And So The Holiday Season Begins.... ;)

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