Cross channel swimmer mistaken for illegal immigrant

[melia]

From the mail.

 

This is especially funny for me as he's my swimming coach. I love the way the mail capitalises "ILLEGAL IMMIGRANT".

[£440,000]

Who calls the cops cos they think there's an illegal immigrant swimming to shore?

[5InIstanbul]

A Daily Mail reader?

[£440,000]

Wasn't an actual question, but yeah. Some women in village where my mum lives did same to two blokes who'd been working on a farm and had got the shove. The farmer had dropped them in the village without any money or clothes apart from what they were wearing and they didn't know where they were. My mum and some of her mates gave them some money and some old clothes, but while they were waiting for the bus, a couple of other neighbours got word and reported them to the police and they were picked up.

[melia]

Wasn't an actual question, but yeah. Some women in village where my mum lives did same to two blokes who'd been working on a farm and had got the shove. The farmer had dropped them in the village without any money or clothes apart from what they were wearing and they didn't know where they were. My mum and some of her mates gave them some money and some old clothes, but while they were waiting for the bus, a couple of other neighbours got word and reported them to the police and they were picked up.

 

It's like an episode of Dad's army. Keep on alert for Johnny Foreigner.

[The Hitman]

Who calls the cops cos they think there's an illegal immigrant swimming to shore?

If they're prepared to swim over here, then I think, fair play fella, off you go. Here's a tenner to help.