Liverpool FC

Murphman · June 7, 2009

Dear PTS member, thanks for standing your ever increasing PTS fees year on year. However we've noticed a 'decline it PTS ticket applications' over the last few years so have decided to shut the PTS down. We are well aware Anfield is ALWAYS sold out and that PTS seats are ALWAYS taken but it's a great sound bite and justifies what we're really about which is getting as much money in from them mug punters as we possibly can..

Dear PTS member, we've noticed we're better off selling fan cards on the internet to anybody who cares to apply than honouring our commitment to PTS members, we've sussed that if we open up the possibilty of match tickets for everybody who has a membership we can sell more membership cards at £30 so f*ck off.

Dear Season Ticket waiting list holder. We promise won't ever acknowledge you, nor give you any indication within a time scale of 100 years give or take, when you may have a chance of becoming Season Ticket holder, even though you've been on the waiting list for eons and we never bother checking whether anybody out of the 25000 ST holders are still alive. get real muppets, we don't really give a f*ck because we just get the money in regardless, nobody ever gives up an ST even if they move to outer mongolia so tough sh*t, you're a mug punter who will support Liverpool FC regardless of how much sh*t we throw at you, you are a hopeless addict admit it, we can will milk you for all you are worth and for so long as you take a breath on this earth.

Regards

George and Tom

Edited June 7, 2009 by Murphman

Cam · June 7, 2009

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